1 00:00:39,110 --> 00:00:43,448 [FORBIDDEN FAIRYTALE] 2 00:01:03,344 --> 00:01:07,973 [Forbidden Fairytale] 3 00:01:09,617 --> 00:01:12,852 Once upon a time, in a faraway land, 4 00:01:12,853 --> 00:01:17,024 there lived an ailing king and his daughter, the princess. 5 00:01:18,442 --> 00:01:23,364 The king, who loved his daughter dearly, brought in a new queen for her. 6 00:01:25,049 --> 00:01:26,533 And after some time, 7 00:01:26,534 --> 00:01:30,663 when he died from his illness, the princess was heartbroken. 8 00:01:32,248 --> 00:01:36,460 The wicked queen kicked her out of the castle immediately. 9 00:01:38,270 --> 00:01:40,338 The princess wandered, and got lost, 10 00:01:40,339 --> 00:01:43,884 until she met seven dwarfs who were living deep in the forest. 11 00:01:46,846 --> 00:01:52,351 As she stayed with the dwarfs, she began to feel that something was off. 12 00:01:53,661 --> 00:01:55,270 The dwarfs were... 13 00:01:55,271 --> 00:01:56,355 Daddy! 14 00:01:57,706 --> 00:01:59,357 Hi, Dan Bi! 15 00:01:59,358 --> 00:02:01,609 Is my precious daughter back from school? 16 00:02:01,610 --> 00:02:03,179 - Yup! - My cutie! 17 00:02:03,180 --> 00:02:04,346 So cute! 18 00:02:05,631 --> 00:02:06,865 What are you writing? 19 00:02:06,866 --> 00:02:10,326 I'm writing the fairy tale you love so much. 20 00:02:10,327 --> 00:02:14,080 When I grow up, I'm gonna be a fairy tale writer like you. 21 00:02:14,081 --> 00:02:16,291 You want to become a fairy tale writer? 22 00:02:16,292 --> 00:02:18,193 I love it! That'd be amazing! 23 00:02:18,194 --> 00:02:20,571 I'm so happy I could die! 24 00:02:21,881 --> 00:02:26,343 It'd be so fun to write fairy tales with you, right? 25 00:02:35,619 --> 00:02:39,814 Dad never found success with his stories before he passed away... 26 00:02:39,815 --> 00:02:43,610 but I decided to fulfill the dream that he couldn't achieve. 27 00:02:43,611 --> 00:02:46,945 I will definitely succeed as a fairy tale writer. 28 00:02:46,946 --> 00:02:48,697 [Children's Literature Contest] Wake up, Thoma-Thoma, 29 00:02:48,698 --> 00:02:51,058 [Children's Literature Contest] a bright morning has come! 30 00:02:51,059 --> 00:02:54,944 Lost Thoma-Thoma, chase your dream! 31 00:03:19,007 --> 00:03:20,884 Good morning, Thomas. 32 00:03:28,030 --> 00:03:29,281 Sleep well? 33 00:03:30,241 --> 00:03:32,660 Good morning, everybody. 34 00:03:34,386 --> 00:03:36,579 The characters in Dad's fairy tales. 35 00:03:36,580 --> 00:03:39,750 These guys cheer me on, no matter what I do. 36 00:03:44,171 --> 00:03:47,048 Remember what I told you? Don't be late on your first day! 37 00:03:47,049 --> 00:03:48,550 I'm getting ready to leave! 38 00:03:48,551 --> 00:03:50,969 Good, make sure to greet everyone properly. 39 00:03:50,970 --> 00:03:55,390 I worked hard to become a public servant, so that I can focus on writing fairy tales. 40 00:03:55,391 --> 00:03:57,183 Dan Bi, first impressions mean everything. 41 00:03:57,184 --> 00:03:59,185 I know! I gotta go! 42 00:03:59,186 --> 00:04:01,254 Wait, what's wrong with your face? 43 00:04:01,255 --> 00:04:03,232 Did you pull another all-nighter writing fairy tales? 44 00:04:03,233 --> 00:04:04,883 Of course not! 45 00:04:04,884 --> 00:04:06,844 - Talk to you later, bye! - Hey! Wait! 46 00:04:08,654 --> 00:04:10,573 [Ha Neul] 47 00:04:12,007 --> 00:04:13,074 Hello? 48 00:04:13,075 --> 00:04:16,102 Dan Bi, it's your first day at work, so I'll give you a ride, come out. 49 00:04:16,103 --> 00:04:19,218 It's okay, I'll just ride my bike. 50 00:04:19,219 --> 00:04:20,262 Hello? 51 00:04:21,959 --> 00:04:25,546 Ha Neul is a publisher friend who is obsessed with fairy tales. 52 00:04:27,923 --> 00:04:30,593 Dan Bi, can you grab my bag from the trunk? 53 00:04:31,385 --> 00:04:32,826 Uh... sure. 54 00:04:40,436 --> 00:04:43,022 [Congratulating Dan Bi's First Day of Work] 55 00:04:44,273 --> 00:04:45,733 Is he proposing to her? 56 00:04:52,239 --> 00:04:54,283 Congratulations on your first day! 57 00:04:57,161 --> 00:04:58,995 Thank you. 58 00:04:58,996 --> 00:05:02,749 It's a good strategy to have a stable job while writing. 59 00:05:02,750 --> 00:05:04,943 - You can do it, right? - Of course! 60 00:05:04,944 --> 00:05:06,168 I have to debut soon. 61 00:05:06,169 --> 00:05:08,547 A world-renowned fairy tale writer, shall we go? 62 00:05:21,409 --> 00:05:25,605 [Resignation Letter] Six years ago, when I first came here, 63 00:05:25,606 --> 00:05:28,900 I was a raw, energetic man brimming with vitality. 64 00:05:28,901 --> 00:05:31,945 But for six years, without any rotation duty, 65 00:05:31,946 --> 00:05:35,807 every new recruit hasn't lasted a month... 66 00:05:35,808 --> 00:05:40,020 in this heartless reality that destroys... 67 00:05:41,555 --> 00:05:44,332 even human dignity, 68 00:05:44,333 --> 00:05:46,584 I can't bear it any longer. 69 00:05:46,585 --> 00:05:50,573 With tears in my eyes, I submit my resignation. 70 00:05:53,334 --> 00:05:54,460 [Resignation Letter] 71 00:05:55,653 --> 00:05:58,179 Deputy Kang, did you pull another all-nighter? 72 00:05:58,180 --> 00:06:00,181 You should sleep at home. 73 00:06:00,182 --> 00:06:03,476 I mean, your home is where you sleep. 74 00:06:03,477 --> 00:06:04,794 That's why you're so soft. 75 00:06:04,795 --> 00:06:05,922 Did you go to the hospital? 76 00:06:05,923 --> 00:06:08,022 Yes, I'm about to go now. 77 00:06:08,023 --> 00:06:10,967 Are you protesting because I haven't rotated you yet? 78 00:06:10,968 --> 00:06:13,679 Don't worry, we're getting a bright new recruit today. 79 00:06:15,572 --> 00:06:19,033 A new recruit? But I heard we wouldn't get one until next year. 80 00:06:19,034 --> 00:06:21,119 Since everyone keeps running away, I thought so too, 81 00:06:21,120 --> 00:06:23,371 but someone specifically requested to join our team. 82 00:06:23,372 --> 00:06:24,289 Seriously? 83 00:06:24,290 --> 00:06:28,609 Seriously, a position opened in planning. You've always wanted to go there. 84 00:06:29,395 --> 00:06:30,503 Planning department... 85 00:06:30,504 --> 00:06:32,155 Survive three months, and it's yours. 86 00:06:32,156 --> 00:06:36,911 So, make sure the fresh meat lasts three months. 87 00:06:38,053 --> 00:06:39,388 Planning... 88 00:06:40,598 --> 00:06:41,724 What's that? 89 00:06:46,228 --> 00:06:47,688 Do I have dementia? 90 00:06:55,445 --> 00:06:57,283 [Youth Protection Team 3] 91 00:07:02,845 --> 00:07:04,162 Good morning! 92 00:07:04,163 --> 00:07:07,565 I'm Yoon Dan Bi, I'll be starting here today. 93 00:07:07,566 --> 00:07:09,360 I look forward to working with you. 94 00:07:11,270 --> 00:07:13,141 What's with this lukewarm response? 95 00:07:13,142 --> 00:07:14,506 Hello. 96 00:07:14,507 --> 00:07:16,074 Good morning. 97 00:07:16,075 --> 00:07:17,075 Yes... 98 00:07:17,927 --> 00:07:21,471 Hee Chul, who's she? 99 00:07:21,472 --> 00:07:23,140 Dan B.S.. 100 00:07:26,243 --> 00:07:28,353 Oh man, that guy... 101 00:07:28,354 --> 00:07:29,396 What? 102 00:07:31,565 --> 00:07:33,484 Sorry, sorry, I'm sorry about that. 103 00:07:36,320 --> 00:07:37,320 Huh? 104 00:07:44,678 --> 00:07:46,079 What in the... 105 00:07:46,080 --> 00:07:48,456 - - I'll rewind. 106 00:07:48,457 --> 00:07:50,692 Dang it, you can see 107 00:07:50,693 --> 00:07:54,071 You call this censorship? You can see it all. 108 00:07:57,830 --> 00:08:00,010 What the heck is this place? 109 00:08:10,813 --> 00:08:12,022 Are you okay? 110 00:08:16,402 --> 00:08:17,987 Are you the new recruit? 111 00:08:19,196 --> 00:08:22,824 I think I've come to the wrong department. 112 00:08:22,825 --> 00:08:25,326 - Sorry about that. - No, no, no. 113 00:08:25,327 --> 00:08:27,395 No doubt, you're in the right place. 114 00:08:27,396 --> 00:08:30,191 Welcome to the Youth Protection Team, I'm Han, the team leader. 115 00:08:31,517 --> 00:08:32,917 Attention, everyone! 116 00:08:32,918 --> 00:08:36,504 The new recruit we've been waiting for has finally arrived! 117 00:08:36,505 --> 00:08:39,257 One moment. This is the Youth Protection Team? 118 00:08:39,258 --> 00:08:41,743 Yes, the jewel of Korea Communications Standards Commission, 119 00:08:41,744 --> 00:08:43,829 protecting youth from harmful content. 120 00:08:45,388 --> 00:08:47,224 - No way. - I totally get it. 121 00:08:47,225 --> 00:08:50,543 Don't worry, we rotate positions every two years, so take your time. 122 00:08:50,544 --> 00:08:52,546 So, who's going to train the rookie? 123 00:08:53,448 --> 00:08:55,523 I'll do it, sir. 124 00:08:55,524 --> 00:08:56,940 Good. 125 00:08:56,941 --> 00:08:59,313 Go over the highlighted parts, [Info and Comms Law Review Guidebook] 126 00:08:59,314 --> 00:09:02,155 but I'll give you a summary of the key points. 127 00:09:02,156 --> 00:09:03,473 Welcome. 128 00:09:03,474 --> 00:09:07,186 When we receive complaints about obscene content... 129 00:09:08,471 --> 00:09:09,703 Shit... 130 00:09:09,704 --> 00:09:12,707 It's okay, if you look at it from a different perspective, it's not so bad. 131 00:09:12,708 --> 00:09:16,753 It's the only reason and goal humanity has evolved and thrived. 132 00:09:16,754 --> 00:09:19,506 - You know, reproduction. - Right... 133 00:09:19,507 --> 00:09:22,175 See this site link and video? 134 00:09:22,176 --> 00:09:24,260 Go ahead and skim through it, 135 00:09:24,261 --> 00:09:28,540 then decide under telecom laws, whether to take it down, or just block it. 136 00:09:28,541 --> 00:09:31,377 It's simple, useful, and easy, right? 137 00:09:33,479 --> 00:09:35,022 Did you see 138 00:09:36,165 --> 00:09:37,315 What? 139 00:09:37,316 --> 00:09:39,275 That's what we call it here. 140 00:09:39,276 --> 00:09:41,820 We use 141 00:09:41,821 --> 00:09:44,931 and you saw 142 00:09:44,932 --> 00:09:47,075 They were magnified a bit... 143 00:09:47,076 --> 00:09:48,035 Yes... 144 00:09:48,036 --> 00:09:50,645 ♪ 1, ♪2, ♪3, no discomfort at all. 145 00:09:50,646 --> 00:09:53,524 It's the bare minimum of decency. 146 00:09:58,629 --> 00:09:59,630 Shit... 147 00:10:05,177 --> 00:10:08,888 By the way, are there any women here? 148 00:10:08,889 --> 00:10:11,015 There is, but she stepped out to get divorced. 149 00:10:11,016 --> 00:10:12,600 Pardon? 150 00:10:12,601 --> 00:10:14,043 Did you sign the papers? 151 00:10:14,044 --> 00:10:15,212 I dunno. 152 00:10:16,330 --> 00:10:18,106 Goddamn prick. 153 00:10:18,107 --> 00:10:20,233 He said I can't have custody because of this job. 154 00:10:20,234 --> 00:10:22,819 I even said I won't ask for child support, but he still refused. 155 00:10:22,820 --> 00:10:24,404 Bad for the kid's education or something. 156 00:10:24,405 --> 00:10:28,283 Screw that dip shit excuse for a human, that lowlife piece of trash. 157 00:10:28,284 --> 00:10:29,367 Who's this? 158 00:10:29,368 --> 00:10:32,203 Dan Bi, meet our team's ace. 159 00:10:32,204 --> 00:10:35,081 Hello, I'm Yoon Dan Bi. 160 00:10:35,082 --> 00:10:36,823 I'm Hong Jin Kyung. 161 00:10:36,824 --> 00:10:40,161 She'll be in charge of monitoring illegal harmful content. 162 00:10:42,940 --> 00:10:45,216 Wondering why you became a civil servant for this? 163 00:10:45,217 --> 00:10:46,118 Pardon? 164 00:10:46,119 --> 00:10:47,745 No, not at all. 165 00:10:50,431 --> 00:10:52,849 Hee Chul has panic disorder. 166 00:10:52,850 --> 00:10:54,934 Du Won goes to a fertility clinic. 167 00:10:54,935 --> 00:10:58,855 They watch 40 to 50 pornos a day, it's a wonder they're still functioning. 168 00:10:58,856 --> 00:11:00,815 And it's not just porn. 169 00:11:00,816 --> 00:11:04,511 Amputations, smut, horror... 170 00:11:04,512 --> 00:11:05,888 Jung Seok... 171 00:11:09,033 --> 00:11:10,301 can't get it up. 172 00:11:17,600 --> 00:11:22,505 My dear Dan Bi, how did it feel watching porn with a guy you just met? 173 00:11:23,505 --> 00:11:26,633 Any special hiring spots there? This chick's perfect for it. 174 00:11:26,634 --> 00:11:28,384 I'm not cut out to be a civil servant. 175 00:11:28,385 --> 00:11:30,970 That's not the point right now. 176 00:11:30,971 --> 00:11:35,225 How am I supposed to write fairy tales after watching that? 177 00:11:35,226 --> 00:11:37,168 I was finally getting into a writing flow... 178 00:11:37,169 --> 00:11:39,713 Hey! There's nothing... 179 00:11:40,397 --> 00:11:42,483 that gets you in the groove like porn. 180 00:11:43,400 --> 00:11:45,319 Yeah, she's got a point. 181 00:11:47,087 --> 00:11:48,780 Should I just quit? 182 00:11:48,781 --> 00:11:51,783 Are you nuts? For what? 183 00:11:51,784 --> 00:11:53,535 Humans are creatures of adaptation. 184 00:11:53,536 --> 00:11:56,746 Yeah, you worked so hard to get in, stick it out a bit. 185 00:11:56,747 --> 00:12:00,542 There's a chick here who has been waiting years for a contract renewal. 186 00:12:00,543 --> 00:12:02,627 I'll whip you! 187 00:12:02,628 --> 00:12:04,337 I was promised a permanent spot. 188 00:12:04,338 --> 00:12:05,947 Sure, sure, sure. 189 00:12:05,948 --> 00:12:09,217 Alright, two years. It'll go by fast, right? 190 00:12:09,218 --> 00:12:10,343 I'm telling you, it will! 191 00:12:10,344 --> 00:12:12,762 Yeah, it'll fly by, raise your glasses! 192 00:12:12,763 --> 00:12:13,581 Cheers! 193 00:12:13,582 --> 00:12:14,957 - Cheers! - Cheers! 194 00:12:16,200 --> 00:12:17,642 What do I tell Ha Neul? 195 00:12:17,643 --> 00:12:19,937 - Ha Neul? - The kid's book publisher. 196 00:12:23,958 --> 00:12:26,025 This is amazing, what's it called? 197 00:12:26,026 --> 00:12:28,404 Orgasm! 198 00:12:29,446 --> 00:12:30,865 Stop teasing me! 199 00:12:41,458 --> 00:12:42,710 What's up with her? 200 00:12:44,587 --> 00:12:46,881 Do they all look naked to you? 201 00:12:47,523 --> 00:12:49,132 Uh-huh... 202 00:12:49,133 --> 00:12:50,384 Even me? 203 00:12:56,699 --> 00:12:57,932 She went full crazy. 204 00:12:57,933 --> 00:12:59,709 [Children's Literature Contest] 205 00:12:59,710 --> 00:13:03,146 Get off work at 6, eat by 8. 206 00:13:03,147 --> 00:13:05,440 If I write for four hours every day... 207 00:13:05,441 --> 00:13:07,592 [8pm - 12am: Write fairy tales!] 208 00:13:07,593 --> 00:13:09,470 I just have to debut... 209 00:13:11,655 --> 00:13:14,408 No, write one more hour. 210 00:13:20,039 --> 00:13:22,208 Dan Bi, you've got this. 211 00:13:25,394 --> 00:13:27,295 Boss, a package came for you. 212 00:13:27,296 --> 00:13:28,780 - Package? - Yes. 213 00:13:28,781 --> 00:13:30,032 Oh, my baby... 214 00:13:32,735 --> 00:13:35,929 A 1986 Porsche Carrera, 215 00:13:35,930 --> 00:13:38,640 OEM side mirror... 216 00:13:38,641 --> 00:13:41,267 - Incredible, isn't it? - It sure is shiny. 217 00:13:41,268 --> 00:13:43,561 Boss, now's really not the time for this. 218 00:13:43,562 --> 00:13:46,231 Ms. Jin got snatched up by EroKing. 219 00:13:46,232 --> 00:13:50,735 EroKing? That guy used to work under me. 220 00:13:50,736 --> 00:13:51,820 He's a hottie, though. 221 00:13:51,821 --> 00:13:54,224 It's not just that, he's at the top of the industry. 222 00:13:54,225 --> 00:13:56,449 In just three years, he even got investors. 223 00:13:56,450 --> 00:14:01,079 Why'd anyone invest in a trashy writer like him? 224 00:14:01,080 --> 00:14:02,772 What a stupid nickname. 225 00:14:02,773 --> 00:14:05,693 He's the writer, backed by investors. 226 00:14:09,605 --> 00:14:10,630 All done. 227 00:14:10,631 --> 00:14:11,965 Hands off! 228 00:14:11,966 --> 00:14:14,175 Sir, are you really okay? 229 00:14:14,176 --> 00:14:16,845 Don't worry about it, okay? 230 00:14:16,846 --> 00:14:21,474 We've got our secret weapon, Ms. Oh's "Lady in the Rain". 231 00:14:21,475 --> 00:14:23,434 It's blowing up right now! 232 00:14:23,435 --> 00:14:27,105 What's its rank this week? Definitely in the top 10, right? 233 00:14:27,106 --> 00:14:28,298 Hm? 234 00:14:28,299 --> 00:14:31,010 "Lady in the Rain" just got a warning from the KCSC. 235 00:14:32,570 --> 00:14:33,636 Come on... 236 00:14:33,637 --> 00:14:35,780 Looks like some civic group filed another complaint. 237 00:14:36,841 --> 00:14:38,491 How many times is this now? 238 00:14:38,492 --> 00:14:40,034 Fourth time, fourth time... 239 00:14:40,035 --> 00:14:43,246 - Damn... - If we change the sex scene to indoor... 240 00:14:43,247 --> 00:14:46,082 What? Indoors? In this economy? 241 00:14:46,083 --> 00:14:49,527 Broke ass impatient folks don't have sex indoors! They do it outside! 242 00:14:49,528 --> 00:14:51,030 Am I right? Say it! 243 00:14:53,547 --> 00:14:58,052 I've been very patient with them all this time, yeah? 244 00:14:58,053 --> 00:14:59,096 Shit... 245 00:15:00,055 --> 00:15:02,016 - Boss! - Shut up! 246 00:15:02,017 --> 00:15:04,476 Guarantee freedom of expression! 247 00:15:04,477 --> 00:15:07,896 Free expression for erotica! [Guarantee Freedom of Expression for Erotica!] 248 00:15:07,897 --> 00:15:10,064 Thank you! Thank you! 249 00:15:10,065 --> 00:15:11,774 Please show your support! 250 00:15:11,775 --> 00:15:15,695 Guarantee it, dammit! Guarantee it! 251 00:15:15,696 --> 00:15:17,805 Guarantee freedom of expression! 252 00:15:17,806 --> 00:15:18,891 Thank you! 253 00:15:19,533 --> 00:15:21,911 Guarantee freedom of expression! 254 00:15:24,163 --> 00:15:25,206 No! 255 00:15:26,015 --> 00:15:27,415 No! 256 00:15:27,416 --> 00:15:28,417 Move! 257 00:15:38,803 --> 00:15:40,679 I'm okay... 258 00:15:43,105 --> 00:15:44,607 My baby... 259 00:15:49,730 --> 00:15:54,401 Porsche 911 Carrera, air-cooled... 260 00:15:55,861 --> 00:15:58,155 My baby! 261 00:16:03,252 --> 00:16:04,253 Excuse me... 262 00:16:05,829 --> 00:16:09,624 How much will it cost? It looks really old... 263 00:16:09,625 --> 00:16:14,170 It's a rare classic, so with the panel work, paint, and the side mirror, 264 00:16:14,171 --> 00:16:16,447 it'll be about $100,000 with OEM parts. 265 00:16:16,448 --> 00:16:17,448 What? 266 00:16:18,109 --> 00:16:20,260 $100,000? 267 00:16:20,261 --> 00:16:21,345 Yes, around there. 268 00:16:23,030 --> 00:16:26,057 Come on, you're pulling my leg, how can it cost $100,000? 269 00:16:26,058 --> 00:16:27,308 Excuse me! 270 00:16:27,309 --> 00:16:31,729 This is a 1986 model, Porsche 911! 271 00:16:31,730 --> 00:16:34,524 It's been discontinued, you can't find parts in Korea! 272 00:16:34,525 --> 00:16:36,651 I have to import everything! 273 00:16:36,652 --> 00:16:38,603 No insurance? 274 00:16:38,604 --> 00:16:41,565 I ride a bike, what insurance could I have? 275 00:16:45,369 --> 00:16:46,370 Crap... 276 00:16:55,604 --> 00:16:57,547 Don't touch! 277 00:16:57,548 --> 00:16:58,757 No touching! 278 00:17:00,634 --> 00:17:04,263 Why are these beat-up cars so expensive? 279 00:17:06,515 --> 00:17:07,558 Crap! 280 00:17:09,100 --> 00:17:12,520 Has it already started? It's earlier than expected. 281 00:17:12,521 --> 00:17:15,965 Did you really think she'd be like us? The Millennials are built differently. 282 00:17:15,966 --> 00:17:18,469 We should ease her in gently. 283 00:17:23,907 --> 00:17:27,018 Boss, we're losing all our writers to EroKing, [Youth Protection Team 'Yoon'] 284 00:17:27,019 --> 00:17:29,045 and Ms. Oh is the only one left. [Korea Communications Standards Commission] 285 00:17:29,046 --> 00:17:31,006 This isn't the time to be laughing... 286 00:17:36,545 --> 00:17:37,630 Are you okay? 287 00:17:39,715 --> 00:17:40,966 Where am I? 288 00:17:41,942 --> 00:17:44,302 Uh, I... 289 00:17:44,303 --> 00:17:45,387 Who... 290 00:17:46,489 --> 00:17:49,182 How are you feeling? 291 00:17:49,183 --> 00:17:52,460 Right, I had an accident. 292 00:17:52,461 --> 00:17:56,924 This is why the day after a car accident is so crucial. 293 00:17:57,742 --> 00:18:00,318 My mouth feels so dry, I can't even eat porridge. 294 00:18:00,319 --> 00:18:03,196 This must be what chewing on sand is like. 295 00:18:03,197 --> 00:18:05,657 Oh dear, you haven't eaten anything? 296 00:18:05,658 --> 00:18:07,350 Boss, I brought you some pork feet. 297 00:18:07,351 --> 00:18:10,020 The Golden Pork Feet you mentioned are all sold out. 298 00:18:13,933 --> 00:18:15,542 I see... 299 00:18:15,543 --> 00:18:18,459 My baby Porsche 911 is gone too... 300 00:18:18,460 --> 00:18:19,537 What's the point of living? 301 00:18:19,538 --> 00:18:22,590 I should just eat the pork feet, choke on a bone and end it all. 302 00:18:22,591 --> 00:18:25,885 That car was so beautiful. 303 00:18:25,886 --> 00:18:27,471 It was so elegant, 304 00:18:27,472 --> 00:18:30,390 and if you trust me with it, I'll make it look as similar as... 305 00:18:30,391 --> 00:18:32,517 Not from the official garage, but on your own? 306 00:18:32,518 --> 00:18:34,727 Where would a civil servant even get the money? 307 00:18:34,728 --> 00:18:36,312 Exactly! 308 00:18:36,313 --> 00:18:40,023 Well, if you really don't have any money, 309 00:18:40,024 --> 00:18:42,592 then maybe you should repay me in another way. 310 00:18:43,504 --> 00:18:44,374 In another way? 311 00:18:44,375 --> 00:18:50,901 I saw on your business card, you work at KCSC in the Youth Protection Team, 312 00:18:50,902 --> 00:18:53,496 so what could you do for me? 313 00:18:53,497 --> 00:18:55,665 Come on, no way! 314 00:18:55,666 --> 00:18:56,708 Yeah, yes way. 315 00:18:56,709 --> 00:19:00,962 Our works keep getting complaints, it's driving me crazy. 316 00:19:00,963 --> 00:19:03,840 Can't you, you know, handle things and clear it up? 317 00:19:03,841 --> 00:19:04,991 Okay? 318 00:19:04,992 --> 00:19:06,452 But that's... 319 00:19:07,111 --> 00:19:08,636 That's illegal. 320 00:19:08,637 --> 00:19:10,221 You definitely shouldn't do that. 321 00:19:10,222 --> 00:19:12,081 Yo, Specs, did you contact my lawyer? 322 00:19:12,082 --> 00:19:13,083 One moment! 323 00:19:14,142 --> 00:19:16,853 So, what if I pay you in installments? 324 00:19:16,854 --> 00:19:18,062 30... 325 00:19:18,063 --> 00:19:19,355 years or so? 326 00:19:19,356 --> 00:19:21,107 I'll be dead by then. 327 00:19:21,108 --> 00:19:22,692 Or I can proofread for you. 328 00:19:22,693 --> 00:19:25,512 I actually majored creative writing. 329 00:19:25,513 --> 00:19:27,014 Is that so? 330 00:19:27,923 --> 00:19:29,240 No, wait. 331 00:19:29,241 --> 00:19:31,242 Am I crazy to work on porn stories and crap? 332 00:19:31,243 --> 00:19:32,869 "Porn stories and crap"? 333 00:19:32,870 --> 00:19:35,413 What I mean is, 334 00:19:35,414 --> 00:19:38,816 there are so many proper writings in the world, why that stuff... 335 00:19:38,817 --> 00:19:39,985 "That stuff"? 336 00:19:40,710 --> 00:19:47,300 Why don't you use this opportunity to write more respectable stories? 337 00:19:47,301 --> 00:19:50,845 So, you're saying the stuff we put out isn't respectable, 338 00:19:50,846 --> 00:19:52,639 and it's something shameful? 339 00:19:52,640 --> 00:19:54,015 That's right. 340 00:19:54,016 --> 00:19:56,976 Those trashy porn stories, just having them around... 341 00:19:56,977 --> 00:19:58,853 I think the boss needs his rest. 342 00:19:58,854 --> 00:20:01,397 - The visiting hours are almost over... - Wait, there are visiting hours? 343 00:20:01,398 --> 00:20:03,675 - Yes, there is now. - Wait a minute! 344 00:20:03,676 --> 00:20:04,718 Did you hear that? 345 00:20:05,528 --> 00:20:06,695 She called it trash! 346 00:20:10,449 --> 00:20:11,700 Jesus Christ... 347 00:20:13,077 --> 00:20:14,328 Let's eat pork feet. 348 00:20:15,805 --> 00:20:16,665 So close... 349 00:20:16,666 --> 00:20:20,208 Erotica does really well these days. Even my teachers read it. 350 00:20:20,209 --> 00:20:22,210 What's with you too? 351 00:20:22,211 --> 00:20:24,546 Is adult romance illegal? 352 00:20:24,547 --> 00:20:25,697 No, it's not. 353 00:20:25,698 --> 00:20:27,700 Or do you have $100,000? 354 00:20:28,425 --> 00:20:29,760 Does it look like I do? 355 00:20:30,594 --> 00:20:32,304 Then what will you do? 356 00:20:33,305 --> 00:20:34,348 You know the answer. 357 00:20:34,990 --> 00:20:35,975 Seriously! 358 00:20:35,976 --> 00:20:40,145 20 stories for $100,000, maybe I should take up writing too. 359 00:20:40,146 --> 00:20:42,856 Things are so easy when it's not your problem, huh? 360 00:20:42,857 --> 00:20:46,259 How could I write something I've never written before? 361 00:20:46,260 --> 00:20:47,761 Then copy and paste. 362 00:20:48,528 --> 00:20:52,485 You've got plenty of references at your fingertips. Comes with the job. 363 00:20:52,486 --> 00:20:53,486 Forget it. 364 00:20:54,218 --> 00:20:57,163 - I've got my pride as a writer. - So high and almighty. 365 00:21:02,351 --> 00:21:04,794 Don't change your mind later. 366 00:21:04,795 --> 00:21:06,172 Put it over there. 367 00:21:10,301 --> 00:21:11,469 You can go now. 368 00:21:16,640 --> 00:21:18,267 Are you serious about this? 369 00:21:19,660 --> 00:21:22,645 Serious? Like hell I am. 370 00:21:22,646 --> 00:21:26,107 You think she can write 20 stories? 371 00:21:26,108 --> 00:21:28,359 Does she think we're fools? 372 00:21:28,360 --> 00:21:30,820 Just wait and see, 373 00:21:30,821 --> 00:21:35,391 she'll come back crying, begging to do whatever I ask. 374 00:21:35,392 --> 00:21:37,019 [Her lips] 375 00:21:38,162 --> 00:21:40,039 [Her chest] 376 00:21:42,308 --> 00:21:43,292 [Her breasts] 377 00:21:43,293 --> 00:21:44,794 [Her panties] 378 00:21:49,507 --> 00:21:53,010 Yeah, pride doesn't pay the bills. 379 00:21:57,056 --> 00:22:00,684 A love story with sex in it. 380 00:22:04,396 --> 00:22:09,109 Sex is biological gender, and in this context, gender refers... 381 00:22:11,045 --> 00:22:14,990 Write me a story, you fool! A story! 382 00:22:16,550 --> 00:22:18,368 Should I not use the word "sex"? 383 00:22:18,369 --> 00:22:22,371 A love story through sexual relations. 384 00:22:22,372 --> 00:22:25,637 Natural reproductive methods, mainly involving humans, 385 00:22:25,638 --> 00:22:29,362 while insects and animals use the term "mating". 386 00:22:29,363 --> 00:22:30,823 Between sexes... 387 00:22:32,133 --> 00:22:34,802 Undressing, breast fondling, cunnilingus? 388 00:22:37,346 --> 00:22:38,681 "Cunnilingus"... 389 00:22:40,099 --> 00:22:44,100 A man or woman uses their mouth on female genitals... 390 00:22:44,101 --> 00:22:44,822 The Big O. 391 00:22:44,823 --> 00:22:47,230 A script that sounds like porn. 392 00:22:47,231 --> 00:22:49,048 Sorry, I can't assist with that request. 393 00:22:49,049 --> 00:22:54,013 The world's most erotic anecdote. 394 00:22:55,214 --> 00:22:56,199 A true story. 395 00:22:56,200 --> 00:22:58,850 Just write a story, please! 396 00:22:58,851 --> 00:23:01,145 Goddammit! 397 00:23:09,336 --> 00:23:10,776 [Secret Temptation in the Classroom] 398 00:23:21,490 --> 00:23:23,600 Just from her back, I can tell she's gonna quit. 399 00:23:23,601 --> 00:23:27,855 She's like me before my panic attack. 400 00:23:30,314 --> 00:23:34,277 Nope, I bet my paycheck she'll stick it out. 401 00:23:34,278 --> 00:23:36,930 How many times already? 402 00:23:36,931 --> 00:23:39,016 Poor Jung Seok... 403 00:23:41,994 --> 00:23:43,996 [delicious sushi, wanna eat everyday] 404 00:23:44,830 --> 00:23:48,709 I'll feed her what she wants, okay! 405 00:24:13,025 --> 00:24:15,486 [Erotica] 406 00:24:16,487 --> 00:24:18,197 They're all the same anyway... 407 00:24:18,989 --> 00:24:20,783 I'll just piece them together. 408 00:24:21,842 --> 00:24:24,494 You know leaking material is prohibited, right? 409 00:24:24,495 --> 00:24:26,413 It's not leaking, it's ref... 410 00:24:28,974 --> 00:24:30,750 You scared me! 411 00:24:30,751 --> 00:24:33,545 You scared me more! 412 00:24:33,546 --> 00:24:34,547 $100,000? 413 00:24:35,339 --> 00:24:36,339 Yes. 414 00:24:37,024 --> 00:24:39,300 Can't you just let it go this once? 415 00:24:39,301 --> 00:24:42,787 Even so, do you realize what you've done? 416 00:24:42,788 --> 00:24:44,999 I know, I'm sorry! 417 00:24:45,866 --> 00:24:48,101 Please let this slide just this once. 418 00:24:48,102 --> 00:24:49,603 I feel bad for you... 419 00:24:51,205 --> 00:24:54,440 Still, this is not right. 420 00:24:54,441 --> 00:24:55,651 Sir! 421 00:24:56,861 --> 00:24:58,362 Please, save me. 422 00:24:59,613 --> 00:25:03,349 If you let this slide, I'll do anything you ask. 423 00:25:03,350 --> 00:25:05,352 Anything, please? 424 00:25:10,124 --> 00:25:11,333 Three months. 425 00:25:12,509 --> 00:25:14,827 I'll be watching you for the next three months. 426 00:25:15,921 --> 00:25:19,115 You can't quit for at least three months, got it? 427 00:25:19,116 --> 00:25:20,116 Okay. 428 00:25:22,178 --> 00:25:25,306 But, why three months? 429 00:25:28,826 --> 00:25:32,645 If you don't want to, we can still call it off. 430 00:25:32,646 --> 00:25:33,922 Wait a minute. 431 00:25:33,923 --> 00:25:36,842 I'll do it! Who said I didn't want to? 432 00:25:40,203 --> 00:25:43,039 Let's do our best. 433 00:26:12,311 --> 00:26:14,271 [Erotica] 434 00:26:32,164 --> 00:26:33,249 Daddy... 435 00:26:36,544 --> 00:26:39,713 She's definitely fishing. 436 00:26:40,756 --> 00:26:44,385 Who knows who might get turned on? 437 00:26:45,383 --> 00:26:47,453 A shaman's thick, hot... 438 00:26:47,454 --> 00:26:48,747 [hot penis] 439 00:26:51,367 --> 00:26:54,394 We use 440 00:26:54,395 --> 00:26:56,147 and 441 00:26:57,815 --> 00:26:59,942 [Find: Penis] [Replace: 442 00:27:02,503 --> 00:27:10,503 Mu-young grabbed into 443 00:27:23,078 --> 00:27:24,162 Whoa! 444 00:27:27,512 --> 00:27:30,453 You must be busy. How's the book coming along? 445 00:27:34,182 --> 00:27:36,583 Good, can't wait to show you. 446 00:27:36,584 --> 00:27:39,487 What am I doing right now? Just copy it all. 447 00:27:40,588 --> 00:27:42,215 Everything. 448 00:28:18,292 --> 00:28:21,754 Even cutting and pasting is exhausting... 449 00:28:25,817 --> 00:28:30,012 Wake up, Thoma-Thoma, a bright morning has come! 450 00:28:30,013 --> 00:28:34,416 Be strong, Thoma-Thoma, chase your dream! 451 00:28:34,417 --> 00:28:38,337 If something bothers you, look up and scream! 452 00:28:39,455 --> 00:28:42,315 Hey, what are you all doing? 453 00:28:42,316 --> 00:28:44,134 Stay away from each other! Stand up straight! 454 00:28:44,135 --> 00:28:45,845 Straighten your legs! 455 00:28:47,739 --> 00:28:48,740 Christ... 456 00:28:49,665 --> 00:28:51,542 What? Plagiarism? 457 00:28:53,578 --> 00:28:58,289 Plagiarism? There's no such thing in erotica! 458 00:28:58,290 --> 00:29:02,085 Why wouldn't there be? Title, "The Moaning". 459 00:29:02,086 --> 00:29:04,796 "She's definitely fishing." 460 00:29:04,797 --> 00:29:06,381 "Who knows who might get turned on?" 461 00:29:06,382 --> 00:29:08,909 Didn't you take that from the film "The Wailing"? 462 00:29:08,910 --> 00:29:11,371 Right? Feeling guilty? 463 00:29:12,280 --> 00:29:14,139 Damn you... 464 00:29:14,140 --> 00:29:16,850 And it wasn't just one or two works, either. 465 00:29:16,851 --> 00:29:18,810 "The Silence of the Wife"! 466 00:29:18,811 --> 00:29:21,021 "Guardians of the Erection", "Mission: Impossible Position"! 467 00:29:21,022 --> 00:29:22,939 Are you kidding me? 468 00:29:22,940 --> 00:29:25,233 What's the deal with 469 00:29:25,234 --> 00:29:28,528 I was supposed to replace those. 470 00:29:28,529 --> 00:29:32,074 Honestly, all erotica is the same, who cares about plagiarism? 471 00:29:32,075 --> 00:29:34,284 They're all pervs... 472 00:29:34,285 --> 00:29:38,997 I mean, don't they all want pretty much the same thing? 473 00:29:38,998 --> 00:29:40,624 - That thing? - "That thing"? 474 00:29:40,625 --> 00:29:42,376 Then why read erotica? 475 00:29:42,377 --> 00:29:44,670 They might as well just watch porn! 476 00:29:44,671 --> 00:29:47,197 This is still literature, after all! 477 00:29:47,198 --> 00:29:48,491 Adult literature! 478 00:29:49,633 --> 00:29:52,260 I didn't expect much from the start, to be honest. 479 00:29:52,261 --> 00:29:54,221 But damn, plagiarism too? 480 00:29:54,222 --> 00:29:57,332 And you still call yourself a writer? 481 00:29:57,333 --> 00:29:58,515 Aren't you ashamed? 482 00:30:08,086 --> 00:30:09,486 Ms. Yoon! 483 00:30:09,487 --> 00:30:10,780 Hello! 484 00:30:11,739 --> 00:30:12,907 Who... 485 00:30:14,575 --> 00:30:18,453 I'm Oh Ga Ram, we met last time at Mr. Hwang's hospital. 486 00:30:18,454 --> 00:30:21,232 - Oh, hello. - Good evening. 487 00:30:24,002 --> 00:30:27,004 I love stories about love. 488 00:30:27,005 --> 00:30:29,423 That's why I enjoy adult romance stories. 489 00:30:29,424 --> 00:30:33,135 They include courtship, jealousy, and thrill... 490 00:30:33,136 --> 00:30:35,511 It's part of human nature. 491 00:30:35,512 --> 00:30:38,559 Stories about love... 492 00:30:39,767 --> 00:30:41,978 You'll do great. 493 00:30:45,289 --> 00:30:48,150 Can I see what you've written? 494 00:30:48,151 --> 00:30:49,609 Huh? 495 00:30:49,610 --> 00:30:51,194 This! 496 00:30:51,195 --> 00:30:53,472 You know about these? 497 00:30:53,473 --> 00:30:54,474 Dreams and... 498 00:30:55,258 --> 00:30:56,491 Hope... 499 00:30:56,492 --> 00:30:57,692 - Thoma-Thoma! - Thoma-Thoma! 500 00:30:59,846 --> 00:31:01,839 How do you know this? Almost no one knows about it. 501 00:31:01,840 --> 00:31:03,665 That's so amazing! 502 00:31:03,666 --> 00:31:08,211 I've read "The Adventures of Thomas", and all of this writer's series. 503 00:31:08,212 --> 00:31:11,531 I decided to become a writer thanks to him! 504 00:31:11,532 --> 00:31:12,909 - Really? - Yeah. 505 00:31:20,825 --> 00:31:22,434 That's really touching. 506 00:31:22,435 --> 00:31:25,812 A fairy tale-like thing happens to a fairy tale writer. 507 00:31:25,813 --> 00:31:27,147 I know. 508 00:31:27,148 --> 00:31:31,485 Isn't it surreal that someone still remembers Thomas? 509 00:31:31,486 --> 00:31:34,446 Sure. It's so beautiful, it brings tears. 510 00:31:34,447 --> 00:31:38,825 That's why I'm determined to succeed as a fairy tale writer. 511 00:31:38,826 --> 00:31:40,060 Super fired up. 512 00:31:40,061 --> 00:31:41,979 And the erotica? Is it done? 513 00:31:46,626 --> 00:31:50,380 This is intense, but there's no buildup. 514 00:31:51,314 --> 00:31:54,174 Even for a copy-paste job, this lacks effort. 515 00:31:54,175 --> 00:31:56,427 They instantly go at it like animals? 516 00:31:57,070 --> 00:31:58,996 You fucked someone as soon as you met him once. 517 00:31:58,997 --> 00:32:00,999 It was justified at the time. 518 00:32:02,307 --> 00:32:06,294 The vibe, the emotion, you gals wouldn't understand. 519 00:32:07,121 --> 00:32:09,230 Just write her stories. 520 00:32:09,231 --> 00:32:11,775 She's probably been with at least 100 guys... 521 00:32:12,827 --> 00:32:14,412 Over 100? 522 00:32:15,113 --> 00:32:16,823 Definitely not 100. 523 00:32:18,424 --> 00:32:19,700 Maybe? 524 00:32:19,701 --> 00:32:23,187 Hey, since we're at it, give her some freebies. 525 00:32:26,833 --> 00:32:28,126 You're the best. 526 00:32:29,877 --> 00:32:31,337 What do you need? 527 00:32:32,481 --> 00:32:39,137 You know, the most memorable... that thing in your life. 528 00:32:40,805 --> 00:32:41,848 Sex. 529 00:32:42,515 --> 00:32:43,515 Yes. 530 00:32:52,692 --> 00:32:56,654 I think I was a college freshman... 531 00:33:04,537 --> 00:33:07,999 The competition is coming up soon, so be careful not to get hurt. 532 00:33:39,154 --> 00:33:41,615 Chae Young, why did you come? 533 00:33:41,616 --> 00:33:43,784 - Here you go, great job. - Thanks. 534 00:33:43,785 --> 00:33:45,618 - Tired? - Not really. 535 00:33:45,619 --> 00:33:47,729 - You should rest in the shade. - It's okay. 536 00:33:48,998 --> 00:33:50,750 Good job, take a break with others. 537 00:33:56,773 --> 00:33:58,590 Come on, that's enough! 538 00:33:58,591 --> 00:34:00,343 Wait a minute! Sorry! 539 00:34:02,177 --> 00:34:04,846 - Chae Young, are you alright? - Yeah, I'm fine. 540 00:34:04,847 --> 00:34:06,166 Hey, don't get shoved around. 541 00:34:14,649 --> 00:34:16,734 Hey, this is too much! 542 00:34:17,985 --> 00:34:18,986 Sorry... 543 00:34:31,624 --> 00:34:32,624 Crap... 544 00:34:39,148 --> 00:34:40,465 "Angry 12 Inch"? 545 00:34:40,466 --> 00:34:41,466 Shit! 546 00:34:42,694 --> 00:34:43,802 "Shit"? 547 00:34:43,803 --> 00:34:45,429 I'm sorry... 548 00:34:45,430 --> 00:34:48,390 The reference is full of profanity. 549 00:34:48,391 --> 00:34:51,393 You startled me. 550 00:34:51,394 --> 00:34:53,812 But why does everyone swear during the climax? 551 00:34:53,813 --> 00:34:56,506 Because it feels good, I guess? 552 00:34:56,507 --> 00:34:58,551 If it feels good, why curse? 553 00:34:59,694 --> 00:35:01,612 Do you do that as well? 554 00:35:05,199 --> 00:35:09,328 Well, I hear only beginners do that. 555 00:35:09,329 --> 00:35:12,040 I'm usually on the receiving end. 556 00:35:14,183 --> 00:35:15,417 So, you're experienced. 557 00:35:15,418 --> 00:35:17,001 Come on now... 558 00:35:17,002 --> 00:35:22,341 Then, as an expert, could you take a look at my writing? 559 00:35:24,257 --> 00:35:25,618 - Please... - I have to go... 560 00:35:25,619 --> 00:35:26,861 Just once... 561 00:35:28,222 --> 00:35:29,222 Hm? 562 00:35:30,183 --> 00:35:31,434 I'm getting off. 563 00:35:35,738 --> 00:35:37,490 - You okay? - Yeah. 564 00:36:14,143 --> 00:36:15,603 - How is it? - What? 565 00:36:16,871 --> 00:36:18,146 Is it solid? 566 00:36:18,147 --> 00:36:19,965 What? What is? 567 00:36:19,966 --> 00:36:22,051 The story, is it solid? 568 00:36:22,819 --> 00:36:25,822 Right, story... 569 00:36:26,964 --> 00:36:28,178 I think it's okay now. 570 00:36:28,179 --> 00:36:31,685 By the way, you used 571 00:36:31,686 --> 00:36:35,106 It was the bare minimum of decency. 572 00:36:39,627 --> 00:36:43,172 The story is really interesting. 573 00:36:44,215 --> 00:36:45,341 Thank you. 574 00:36:46,442 --> 00:36:48,051 For what? 575 00:36:48,052 --> 00:36:50,137 It worked... 576 00:36:50,138 --> 00:36:51,430 Pardon? 577 00:36:51,431 --> 00:36:52,373 What? 578 00:36:52,374 --> 00:36:54,292 You said something... 579 00:36:57,120 --> 00:36:58,895 I meant, the story works... 580 00:36:58,896 --> 00:37:02,983 I got drunk in your words, which means, it worked... 581 00:37:02,984 --> 00:37:06,695 Soju, it's like a craving for soju at the bar next door. 582 00:37:06,696 --> 00:37:08,572 Is that so? 583 00:37:08,573 --> 00:37:12,993 Since you helped me, I'll treat you soju. 584 00:37:12,994 --> 00:37:16,580 Since you're craving soju because of me, so it's on me. 585 00:37:16,581 --> 00:37:19,750 You don't have to go that far... 586 00:37:19,751 --> 00:37:20,942 Aren't you coming? 587 00:37:20,943 --> 00:37:23,321 Ah, screw it, whatever. 588 00:37:34,890 --> 00:37:37,517 - Aren't you Ms. Oh Ga Ram? - What? 589 00:37:37,518 --> 00:37:40,602 Hello, I'm the CEO of EroKing Corp., 590 00:37:40,603 --> 00:37:42,105 EroKing. 591 00:37:44,025 --> 00:37:45,443 - Cheers! - Cheers. 592 00:37:49,047 --> 00:37:53,326 Dan Bi, you should take it easy. It looks like you've already had a lot. 593 00:37:55,619 --> 00:38:01,249 It's just that my insides are completely burned out. 594 00:38:01,250 --> 00:38:04,044 Because of $100,000? 595 00:38:04,045 --> 00:38:10,493 Someone once told me that erotica and fairy tales aren't so different. 596 00:38:11,678 --> 00:38:13,221 Do you think so too? 597 00:38:16,224 --> 00:38:17,433 I'm not sure. 598 00:38:18,785 --> 00:38:22,020 But I found it quite enjoyable. 599 00:38:22,021 --> 00:38:23,773 Isn't that good enough? 600 00:38:26,617 --> 00:38:32,573 But in racing gear, can you actually make it stand? 601 00:38:33,950 --> 00:38:35,535 It's super tight spandex, though. 602 00:38:36,619 --> 00:38:39,080 Why not? It's fully up! 603 00:38:40,723 --> 00:38:42,708 No way, that's impossible. 604 00:38:42,709 --> 00:38:46,461 Why is that so impossible? It's fully erect! 605 00:38:46,462 --> 00:38:48,339 - Don't listen to that. - There are kids here. 606 00:38:48,340 --> 00:38:50,090 Don't you know what that is? 607 00:38:50,091 --> 00:38:52,050 - Super hard erection. - What's "erection"? 608 00:38:52,051 --> 00:38:53,802 You'll understand when you're older. 609 00:38:53,803 --> 00:38:55,912 - Super hard erection! - What is she even saying? 610 00:38:55,913 --> 00:38:56,781 Dan Bi! 611 00:38:56,782 --> 00:39:00,976 A real full erection can even make this bottle stand up! 612 00:39:00,977 --> 00:39:03,228 If not, it's flaccid! 613 00:39:03,229 --> 00:39:04,897 - Dan Bi, I'm going home! - Super hard erection! 614 00:39:04,898 --> 00:39:06,898 You stay here, I have to go! 615 00:39:06,899 --> 00:39:08,817 Keep the change, thank you! 616 00:39:08,818 --> 00:39:10,736 - Super hard erection! - Get home safely, I had fun. 617 00:39:10,737 --> 00:39:12,095 Super hard erection! 618 00:39:12,096 --> 00:39:13,681 Super hard erection! Erection! 619 00:39:18,953 --> 00:39:20,288 That feels refreshing. 620 00:39:29,338 --> 00:39:33,369 A real full erection can even raise this glass bottle! 621 00:39:33,370 --> 00:39:35,581 If not, it's flaccid! 622 00:39:38,639 --> 00:39:40,058 Come on... 623 00:39:43,227 --> 00:39:44,771 Ridiculous. 624 00:39:57,075 --> 00:39:58,075 Okay! 625 00:40:48,793 --> 00:40:49,836 Bebe! 626 00:41:06,978 --> 00:41:07,978 No! 627 00:41:12,291 --> 00:41:14,026 Climaxing in an elevator? [Elevator] 628 00:41:14,027 --> 00:41:16,261 How childish. 629 00:41:16,262 --> 00:41:19,223 Hey, can that really happen? 630 00:41:20,842 --> 00:41:22,784 What about you? 631 00:41:22,785 --> 00:41:24,144 It worked for me. 632 00:41:24,145 --> 00:41:25,145 Yeah? 633 00:41:26,931 --> 00:41:28,373 That actually works? 634 00:41:28,374 --> 00:41:30,083 Should we turn it down again? 635 00:41:30,084 --> 00:41:31,335 Don't. 636 00:41:31,336 --> 00:41:33,837 We haven't seen Oh for a few days now. 637 00:41:33,838 --> 00:41:35,280 Did something happen? 638 00:41:35,281 --> 00:41:38,425 Hey, quick, give her a call! 639 00:41:38,426 --> 00:41:40,553 She's suddenly unreachable? 640 00:41:42,822 --> 00:41:46,099 Sir, I should really be telling you this in person, 641 00:41:46,100 --> 00:41:48,018 but I'm too ashamed to do that... 642 00:41:48,019 --> 00:41:52,772 I'll never forget everything you taught me despite my shortcomings. 643 00:41:52,773 --> 00:41:55,275 She deposited contract cancellation penalty. 644 00:41:56,986 --> 00:41:58,946 That bastard strikes again! 645 00:42:03,159 --> 00:42:04,702 [Geezer] 646 00:42:05,370 --> 00:42:06,621 Moron. 647 00:42:10,183 --> 00:42:11,333 Welcome. 648 00:42:11,334 --> 00:42:12,293 Hi. 649 00:42:12,294 --> 00:42:15,295 Despite employing such an excellent writer, 650 00:42:15,296 --> 00:42:17,864 Mr. Hwang treated you so poorly, making you so thin, 651 00:42:17,865 --> 00:42:20,493 he's too much, don't you think? 652 00:42:21,344 --> 00:42:24,847 This is made with beans, please try it. 653 00:42:32,497 --> 00:42:33,939 It's so delicious. 654 00:42:33,940 --> 00:42:38,403 Amazing things will happen in your life from now on. 655 00:42:41,029 --> 00:42:45,557 Why are you in bad terms with Mr. Hwang? 656 00:42:45,558 --> 00:42:48,395 I heard you originally trained for your debut under him. 657 00:42:49,514 --> 00:42:52,374 We had some differing views on erotica. 658 00:42:52,375 --> 00:42:55,210 Erotica should awaken human instincts and desires, 659 00:42:55,211 --> 00:42:58,030 and bring joy and pleasure to the masses, 660 00:42:58,031 --> 00:42:59,907 isn't that what adult romance is all about? 661 00:43:02,927 --> 00:43:05,304 This is the personal gym. 662 00:43:07,949 --> 00:43:11,476 This is a lat pull down machine, used for working out the upper back. 663 00:43:11,477 --> 00:43:13,979 Want to give it a try? I'll help with your posture. 664 00:43:13,980 --> 00:43:16,148 Should I? 665 00:43:16,149 --> 00:43:18,232 Hold onto this, 666 00:43:18,233 --> 00:43:19,568 and sit down. 667 00:43:20,878 --> 00:43:24,322 Just pull, but focus on using your back. 668 00:43:24,323 --> 00:43:25,992 Go ahead and pull. 669 00:43:27,201 --> 00:43:29,078 Push your back in like this. 670 00:43:29,953 --> 00:43:33,749 Once more, push your chest out. 671 00:43:33,750 --> 00:43:35,650 You're doing well. 672 00:43:35,651 --> 00:43:37,445 One more time. 673 00:43:40,006 --> 00:43:41,299 One second. 674 00:43:42,133 --> 00:43:43,593 It's getting a bit hot. 675 00:43:48,055 --> 00:43:50,599 Sir, next time... 676 00:43:50,600 --> 00:43:51,767 It's okay. 677 00:43:51,768 --> 00:43:54,211 Bad posture can cause injuries, so, let me spot you. 678 00:43:54,212 --> 00:43:55,296 Go ahead, grab it. 679 00:43:56,147 --> 00:43:57,231 Good. 680 00:44:00,526 --> 00:44:01,611 That's it. 681 00:44:14,123 --> 00:44:15,416 Can I kiss you? 682 00:44:16,709 --> 00:44:18,503 You already did though... 683 00:44:27,053 --> 00:44:28,262 Wait a minute... 684 00:44:28,971 --> 00:44:30,598 Sorry... 685 00:45:30,965 --> 00:45:34,676 So, who did you do it with? Your boyfriend? The other guy? 686 00:45:34,677 --> 00:45:36,930 Obviously... Here we go. 687 00:45:39,265 --> 00:45:41,225 Obviously, what? 688 00:45:41,226 --> 00:45:43,227 Both of them. 689 00:45:43,228 --> 00:45:44,269 You are incredible! 690 00:45:44,270 --> 00:45:47,523 Then who did you do it with first? 691 00:45:47,524 --> 00:45:49,024 Both at once. 692 00:45:49,025 --> 00:45:50,317 What? 693 00:45:50,318 --> 00:45:51,777 A threesome? 694 00:45:51,778 --> 00:45:54,738 You had a threesome? In Korea? 695 00:45:54,739 --> 00:45:55,906 Was it consensual? 696 00:45:55,907 --> 00:45:58,400 Can you tell everyone in the world? 697 00:45:58,401 --> 00:45:59,819 Let's go as princesses. 698 00:46:00,970 --> 00:46:02,496 You need to put some lipstick on. 699 00:46:02,497 --> 00:46:03,623 I don't have one. 700 00:46:04,457 --> 00:46:05,542 Let me borrow this. 701 00:46:07,377 --> 00:46:08,795 This one's huge. 702 00:46:09,512 --> 00:46:10,763 Is it new? 703 00:46:12,340 --> 00:46:13,675 No! 704 00:46:31,191 --> 00:46:36,405 No matter how you look at it, it's super convincing. 705 00:46:36,406 --> 00:46:38,740 This is the best for climaxing. 706 00:46:38,741 --> 00:46:42,686 I'm dating my boyfriend for eight years because of this. 707 00:46:42,687 --> 00:46:45,815 What's so good about vibration? 708 00:46:46,707 --> 00:46:51,753 Innocent child, the reason is, the clitoris is like the man's dick. 709 00:46:51,754 --> 00:46:54,907 If you rub this vibrator on it... 710 00:46:54,908 --> 00:46:56,326 That's so hot. 711 00:47:01,072 --> 00:47:04,808 People think the clit is just the tip, but that's only the tip of the iceberg, 712 00:47:04,809 --> 00:47:08,478 the clitoral roots split into two branches and surround the entrance of the vagina. 713 00:47:08,479 --> 00:47:12,816 That's why thicker things feel good because they stimulate the clitoral roots. 714 00:47:12,817 --> 00:47:14,718 "G-spot". 715 00:47:14,719 --> 00:47:17,138 As for the length... 716 00:47:19,215 --> 00:47:21,241 an iPhone mini is enough. 717 00:47:21,242 --> 00:47:23,786 Hey, show me your phone. 718 00:47:26,139 --> 00:47:29,875 But there are two more spots deeper inside the vagina. 719 00:47:29,876 --> 00:47:33,337 So if it's thick and long, 720 00:47:33,338 --> 00:47:34,922 it's the best. 721 00:47:34,923 --> 00:47:37,157 Galaxy Ultra, you win! 722 00:47:37,158 --> 00:47:38,243 I win! 723 00:47:41,595 --> 00:47:44,622 This reminds me of when your boyfriend was in military service. 724 00:47:44,623 --> 00:47:45,623 Jeez... 725 00:47:46,392 --> 00:47:51,940 During your eight-year relationship with Hee Min, you never cheated once? 726 00:47:53,315 --> 00:47:55,943 Kang Jung Hye, you should spill it too. What is it? 727 00:47:55,944 --> 00:47:58,571 - Private Kang Jung Hye, what do you mean? - You did? 728 00:47:58,572 --> 00:48:01,532 - Didn't you also have a little something? - Shutting up, sir. 729 00:48:01,533 --> 00:48:03,308 Confess and find redemption! 730 00:48:03,309 --> 00:48:05,395 What is it? I'm curious, soldier! 731 00:48:06,454 --> 00:48:07,747 Everyone, attention! 732 00:48:09,724 --> 00:48:10,749 Salute! 733 00:48:10,750 --> 00:48:12,210 Loyalty! 734 00:48:18,716 --> 00:48:22,632 We had chemical warfare training today, and everyone was in tears... 735 00:48:22,633 --> 00:48:25,806 Sorry. Army talk is boring, right? 736 00:48:25,807 --> 00:48:27,082 Nope. 737 00:48:27,083 --> 00:48:29,544 I'm just glad to hear your voice. 738 00:48:31,521 --> 00:48:33,857 It reminds me of the eve of your enlistment. 739 00:48:35,066 --> 00:48:38,695 Yeah, I remember, everyone was drunk... 740 00:48:39,629 --> 00:48:42,990 Dummy, I wasn't drunk. 741 00:48:42,991 --> 00:48:49,479 If Dan Bi wasn't there, I'd have done stuff to you. 742 00:48:49,480 --> 00:48:50,480 What? 743 00:48:51,124 --> 00:48:54,836 If she wasn't there, 744 00:48:56,671 --> 00:48:59,007 would you have done something to me? 745 00:49:01,509 --> 00:49:03,803 Uh, sure, yeah... 746 00:49:04,596 --> 00:49:05,597 How? 747 00:49:08,283 --> 00:49:10,267 How would you have done it? 748 00:49:10,268 --> 00:49:12,270 Uh, everything you like... 749 00:49:15,248 --> 00:49:17,165 What I like? 750 00:49:17,166 --> 00:49:19,611 What's that? Tell me. 751 00:49:21,195 --> 00:49:25,115 You love it when I stroke your hair. Kiss you while stroking you... 752 00:49:25,116 --> 00:49:26,409 And then? 753 00:49:28,386 --> 00:49:30,787 Hug you, and then... 754 00:49:30,788 --> 00:49:33,832 And then? Then what? 755 00:49:33,833 --> 00:49:35,459 Go ahead or I'm hanging up. 756 00:49:35,460 --> 00:49:37,169 Hey, hey! 757 00:49:37,170 --> 00:49:40,255 I'd, like, just, touch you, like this... 758 00:49:40,256 --> 00:49:41,882 - Yours? - Mine... 759 00:49:41,883 --> 00:49:43,217 What about yours? 760 00:49:43,218 --> 00:49:45,077 - Mine, uh... - Is it hard? 761 00:49:45,078 --> 00:49:46,829 Tell me more! 762 00:49:50,158 --> 00:49:52,142 Sweetie, someone's here. 763 00:49:52,143 --> 00:49:53,352 What? 764 00:49:53,353 --> 00:49:55,379 I'll come visit you, I gotta go. 765 00:49:55,380 --> 00:49:56,381 Wait, Jung Hye! 766 00:49:59,317 --> 00:50:00,860 Jung Hye! 767 00:50:09,661 --> 00:50:11,037 Jung Hye! 768 00:50:16,084 --> 00:50:17,552 Jung Hee Min, perfect shot. 769 00:50:23,757 --> 00:50:25,343 - Salute! - Hey. 770 00:50:25,344 --> 00:50:26,618 You ranked first in training. 771 00:50:26,619 --> 00:50:28,633 Here. You got an overnight leave. 772 00:50:28,634 --> 00:50:30,918 Private First Class, Jung Hee Min! 773 00:50:30,919 --> 00:50:32,319 Thank you! [Overnight Leave Granted] 774 00:50:38,623 --> 00:50:40,023 Jung Hee Min! 775 00:50:40,024 --> 00:50:41,316 Salute! 776 00:50:41,317 --> 00:50:43,260 Private First Class, Jung Hee Min! 777 00:50:43,261 --> 00:50:45,346 You're lucky, your girlfriend's here. 778 00:50:46,035 --> 00:50:47,322 Take the return vehicle later. 779 00:50:47,323 --> 00:50:49,661 - Jung Hye! - Take the return vehicle! 780 00:50:51,452 --> 00:50:52,495 Jung Hye! 781 00:50:56,124 --> 00:50:57,124 No way... 782 00:51:02,230 --> 00:51:04,214 How long has it been? 783 00:51:04,215 --> 00:51:06,366 About three years, I think? 784 00:51:06,367 --> 00:51:09,162 Who did you come here to see? 785 00:51:10,388 --> 00:51:11,514 Um... 786 00:51:13,158 --> 00:51:14,100 my cousin. 787 00:51:14,100 --> 00:51:15,100 I see. 788 00:51:21,332 --> 00:51:23,066 Goddammit! 789 00:51:23,067 --> 00:51:24,904 Sorry for what happened back then. 790 00:51:25,778 --> 00:51:28,865 No, it's fine, I forgot all about it. 791 00:51:30,033 --> 00:51:33,119 I'm getting discharged soon, can I contact you then? 792 00:51:34,078 --> 00:51:35,078 What? 793 00:51:39,392 --> 00:51:41,418 It's already time for me to go. 794 00:51:41,419 --> 00:51:44,505 The last bus is coming, I have to go. 795 00:51:44,506 --> 00:51:45,548 Sorry. 796 00:51:48,843 --> 00:51:50,303 I've missed you... 797 00:52:08,613 --> 00:52:09,656 Stop... 798 00:52:21,918 --> 00:52:24,170 [With Grit! With Guts! Give It All!] 799 00:52:25,939 --> 00:52:28,549 Pvt. Jung, go to the family visitation room. 800 00:52:28,550 --> 00:52:29,717 Jung Hye. 801 00:52:42,772 --> 00:52:44,315 - Are you okay? - Sorry, sorry... 802 00:53:45,602 --> 00:53:47,461 [Baby! Don't get sick and do well. I'll be waiting for you.] 803 00:53:47,462 --> 00:53:49,071 Jung Hye... 804 00:53:49,072 --> 00:53:51,282 Sorry for being late... 805 00:53:55,345 --> 00:53:56,638 Jung Hye! 806 00:53:59,657 --> 00:54:00,682 What is it? 807 00:54:00,683 --> 00:54:01,975 Does something feel off? 808 00:54:01,976 --> 00:54:03,852 No, not at all. 809 00:54:03,853 --> 00:54:05,271 It's even more solid. 810 00:54:06,356 --> 00:54:07,899 The story, I mean. 811 00:54:10,126 --> 00:54:11,902 I'll get going now, I'm tired... 812 00:54:11,903 --> 00:54:14,555 Help me out a bit. 813 00:54:14,556 --> 00:54:16,015 Let's go together. 814 00:54:18,259 --> 00:54:19,618 Why are you walking like that? 815 00:54:19,619 --> 00:54:21,204 I've been sitting for too long... 816 00:54:27,185 --> 00:54:28,210 Aren't you getting in? 817 00:54:28,211 --> 00:54:29,963 Yes, I will. 818 00:54:52,986 --> 00:54:54,696 Coming in! 819 00:55:11,521 --> 00:55:12,963 Excuse me. 820 00:55:12,964 --> 00:55:14,949 Yes? What is it? 821 00:55:14,950 --> 00:55:16,201 It's nothing... 822 00:55:36,713 --> 00:55:39,114 Why isn't she answering? 823 00:55:39,115 --> 00:55:40,304 Something wrong? 824 00:55:40,305 --> 00:55:43,686 No, it's just I feel shitty for some reason. 825 00:55:44,954 --> 00:55:46,664 You must really like her. 826 00:55:49,350 --> 00:55:51,502 She's a very pure person. 827 00:55:51,503 --> 00:55:54,947 Her mind is filled with nothing but fairy tales. 828 00:55:54,948 --> 00:55:56,324 I see... 829 00:56:10,747 --> 00:56:12,481 Eh? There's no room? 830 00:56:12,482 --> 00:56:14,149 No, no, there is. 831 00:56:14,150 --> 00:56:15,968 - Come in, come! - Yeah? 832 00:56:15,969 --> 00:56:17,303 Pardon me! 833 00:56:19,197 --> 00:56:20,365 Thank you! 834 00:56:47,934 --> 00:56:50,478 "Real Man"? This is a bit... 835 00:56:52,397 --> 00:56:53,606 By the way, 836 00:56:54,624 --> 00:56:57,776 who did you learn to write from? 837 00:56:57,777 --> 00:57:00,113 Why? What's weird this time? 838 00:57:00,114 --> 00:57:01,738 No, no, it's good. 839 00:57:01,739 --> 00:57:06,243 The basics are really solid, that's why I'm asking. 840 00:57:06,244 --> 00:57:07,703 Who was it? 841 00:57:07,704 --> 00:57:09,705 From my dad. 842 00:57:09,706 --> 00:57:11,582 Oh, your dad. 843 00:57:11,583 --> 00:57:15,627 He won the National Literary Contest in 2003. 844 00:57:15,628 --> 00:57:17,880 Is that so? 845 00:57:17,881 --> 00:57:21,299 If it was in 2003... 846 00:57:21,300 --> 00:57:24,345 "The Adventures of Thomas", 847 00:57:25,655 --> 00:57:27,764 Yoon Kang Chul's daughter? 848 00:57:27,765 --> 00:57:30,351 Yes, you knew my dad? 849 00:57:32,662 --> 00:57:34,188 Too well! 850 00:57:34,189 --> 00:57:38,400 Next, we have the acceptance speech from the grand prize winner, Yoon Kang Chul. 851 00:57:38,401 --> 00:57:39,776 Thank you so much. 852 00:57:39,777 --> 00:57:41,386 Excuse me. 853 00:57:41,387 --> 00:57:43,640 Dan Bi, I won an award. 854 00:57:44,490 --> 00:57:47,993 Hye Jin, our hard times are over now. 855 00:57:47,994 --> 00:57:51,788 Like hell it is. Anyone can win a grand prize nowadays? 856 00:57:51,789 --> 00:57:53,207 Could you leave, please? 857 00:57:53,208 --> 00:57:54,625 Why did I lose, huh? 858 00:57:54,626 --> 00:57:55,626 Let go of me! 859 00:57:55,627 --> 00:57:58,111 Did you all even read my entry properly? 860 00:57:58,112 --> 00:58:01,366 Respect creative freedom! 861 00:58:02,050 --> 00:58:05,094 Yoon Kang Chul's daughter... 862 00:58:06,346 --> 00:58:07,972 Very interesting... 863 00:58:09,324 --> 00:58:10,933 - Specs! - Yes? 864 00:58:10,934 --> 00:58:12,852 Upload both titles. 865 00:58:18,858 --> 00:58:19,859 Dan Bi! 866 00:58:22,253 --> 00:58:23,654 Yes? 867 00:58:23,655 --> 00:58:25,031 Congrats on your debut. 868 00:58:28,301 --> 00:58:29,660 Amazing! 869 00:58:29,661 --> 00:58:32,663 But why's my pen name "Firefox"? That's so cheesy. 870 00:58:32,664 --> 00:58:36,037 ["Elevator" Popularity Ranking] 871 00:58:36,038 --> 00:58:36,984 ["Elevator" Popularity Ranking: 872 00:58:36,985 --> 00:58:38,735 - Cheers! - Cheers! 873 00:58:41,589 --> 00:58:44,800 My God, Dan Bi, it's nuts. Did you take something? 874 00:58:44,801 --> 00:58:46,493 I took a little something. 875 00:58:46,494 --> 00:58:49,972 It's clearly about me, but I got turned on reading it. 876 00:58:49,973 --> 00:58:51,916 - Really turned on? - Totally turned on. 877 00:58:53,243 --> 00:58:57,145 Life is like a fairy tale! 878 00:58:57,146 --> 00:58:59,256 Sometimes hard, but we can overcome it! 879 00:58:59,257 --> 00:59:02,760 Dan Bi is like sweet rain during a drought. 880 00:59:07,073 --> 00:59:08,157 Dan Bi. 881 00:59:09,367 --> 00:59:11,577 Sober up. 882 00:59:11,578 --> 00:59:12,996 Thank you. 883 00:59:58,166 --> 00:59:59,626 What's the matter? 884 01:00:00,752 --> 01:00:01,836 Nothing. 885 01:00:02,879 --> 01:00:04,172 It's good, right? 886 01:00:05,673 --> 01:00:08,880 Jung Seok, you know what? 887 01:00:08,881 --> 01:00:14,372 The most common flirting move between men and women 888 01:00:14,373 --> 01:00:16,501 is sharing ice cream together. 889 01:00:18,353 --> 01:00:22,190 I just wanted to help you sober up. 890 01:00:22,832 --> 01:00:24,816 That's what I'm saying. 891 01:00:24,817 --> 01:00:30,305 I'm enjoying this buzz, why are you trying to sober me up? 892 01:00:30,306 --> 01:00:34,602 You have to write fairy tales and erotica too... 893 01:00:36,366 --> 01:00:40,023 I know you're serious about writing, whatever it may be. 894 01:00:40,024 --> 01:00:41,251 That's why. 895 01:00:43,753 --> 01:00:44,796 Jung Seok. 896 01:00:45,980 --> 01:00:48,799 Is that why you helped me so much? 897 01:00:48,800 --> 01:00:53,512 Just like you started writing erotica for money, 898 01:00:53,513 --> 01:00:55,806 and then it became sincere, it's the same for me. 899 01:00:55,807 --> 01:00:59,226 I wasn't sure at first, but now I'm sincerely cheering for you. 900 01:00:59,227 --> 01:01:02,061 For you to become a great writer. 901 01:01:02,062 --> 01:01:05,482 Do I really seem that serious about erotica? 902 01:01:06,317 --> 01:01:09,904 Don't you like it? You seem really happy lately... 903 01:01:12,465 --> 01:01:13,532 Did I? 904 01:01:13,533 --> 01:01:19,079 Being talented at something you love is a real blessing. 905 01:01:19,080 --> 01:01:23,491 Not just anyone can be ranked 17th in the nation. 906 01:01:23,492 --> 01:01:26,579 That genre is rising in popularity. 907 01:01:27,881 --> 01:01:28,965 Cross. 908 01:01:32,569 --> 01:01:33,635 [Butterfly Sleep Publishing] 909 01:01:33,636 --> 01:01:35,434 "The Adventures of Raindrops" has improved a lot. 910 01:01:35,435 --> 01:01:37,764 Just fine-tune the details and it'll be good. 911 01:01:37,765 --> 01:01:39,850 - Seriously? - The concept is fun. 912 01:01:39,851 --> 01:01:42,211 Some raindrops are lucky enough to be Evian, 913 01:01:42,212 --> 01:01:45,965 while others become toilet water... 914 01:01:47,650 --> 01:01:49,277 I wrote some notes. 915 01:01:51,546 --> 01:01:52,779 Thank you. 916 01:01:52,780 --> 01:01:56,241 I've been bragging about you a lot, work hard to win this contest! 917 01:01:56,242 --> 01:01:58,452 Of course, I'll do my best. 918 01:01:58,453 --> 01:02:00,896 Let's watch this together. 919 01:02:00,897 --> 01:02:03,525 This is the latest trend overseas. 920 01:02:07,753 --> 01:02:10,631 What the heck? Why is this trash popping up? 921 01:02:10,632 --> 01:02:11,740 Hold on... 922 01:02:11,741 --> 01:02:13,368 You can press this... 923 01:02:14,569 --> 01:02:17,304 You can never look at these. 924 01:02:17,305 --> 01:02:18,473 Got that? 925 01:02:19,140 --> 01:02:20,308 Understand? 926 01:02:21,451 --> 01:02:22,651 Yes... 927 01:02:22,652 --> 01:02:24,529 [You can do it, Dan Bi!] 928 01:02:30,818 --> 01:02:33,745 How would he react if he finds out I write erotica? 929 01:02:36,090 --> 01:02:37,862 What am I saying? 930 01:02:37,863 --> 01:02:43,121 I'm going back to fairy tales after I pay back $100,000. 931 01:02:43,122 --> 01:02:44,261 Let's focus. 932 01:02:46,876 --> 01:02:54,466 Thomas, who was making cheese, shouted at Josephina, 933 01:02:54,467 --> 01:02:57,177 "I'm running out of milk!" 934 01:02:57,178 --> 01:03:04,768 Then he embraced her from behind, and started milking her. 935 01:03:04,769 --> 01:03:09,590 With Thomas's gentle touch, 936 01:03:09,591 --> 01:03:13,052 Josephina's closed lips parted... 937 01:03:18,992 --> 01:03:21,035 Oh God, I must be crazy. 938 01:03:21,786 --> 01:03:24,664 Clear your mind, focus, let's focus again. 939 01:03:26,874 --> 01:03:31,670 Then Josephina called out. 940 01:03:31,671 --> 01:03:34,924 "Thomas!", "Josephina!" 941 01:03:36,050 --> 01:03:37,968 "Thomas!" 942 01:03:37,969 --> 01:03:39,470 "Josephina!" 943 01:03:40,572 --> 01:03:41,722 "Thomas!" 944 01:03:41,723 --> 01:03:43,707 "Josephina!" 945 01:03:43,708 --> 01:03:45,335 "Thomas!" 946 01:03:46,102 --> 01:03:47,604 "Josephina!" 947 01:03:49,397 --> 01:03:50,565 Shit! 948 01:03:53,234 --> 01:03:56,905 It's because I didn't sleep well today. 949 01:03:59,782 --> 01:04:01,743 Let's just call it a day. 950 01:04:18,218 --> 01:04:20,762 Am I possessed by a slutty demon? 951 01:04:41,508 --> 01:04:44,034 [I still feel like he's still inside me even after filling me up.] 952 01:04:44,035 --> 01:04:47,539 [My heated heart opens wide.] 953 01:04:52,435 --> 01:04:55,879 [Every time I rode him, I thought of Jin Woo, ] 954 01:04:55,880 --> 01:04:57,925 [and I bit my lip, afraid I might call his name.] 955 01:04:58,716 --> 01:05:00,593 What is wrong with me? 956 01:05:15,691 --> 01:05:20,512 [Their back pockets are cut open to let their skin touch.] 957 01:05:20,513 --> 01:05:23,015 Crap, this is driving me insane... 958 01:05:28,847 --> 01:05:30,581 [My brother-in-law held me so desperately.] 959 01:05:30,582 --> 01:05:33,459 [Even though I knew I shouldn't, I couldn't help but sit down.] 960 01:05:39,924 --> 01:05:42,427 [The divorcee still enjoys secret dates with me today.] 961 01:05:43,261 --> 01:05:46,681 [As soon as I met up with him, my 962 01:05:56,732 --> 01:05:58,066 [Phone sex while walking.] 963 01:05:58,067 --> 01:05:59,605 [I want to defend myself from his thumping attack.] 964 01:05:59,606 --> 01:06:01,987 [I started to get wet from his scent.] [I want to have sex.] 965 01:06:09,095 --> 01:06:10,913 [Her irresistibly soft skin made me hard.] 966 01:06:10,914 --> 01:06:12,523 [When did my childhood friend's become this massive?] 967 01:06:12,524 --> 01:06:13,924 [How many men have you slept with?] 968 01:06:22,838 --> 01:06:24,009 check it out? 969 01:06:24,010 --> 01:06:26,387 [The word "ecstasy" means to me...] 970 01:06:27,979 --> 01:06:29,856 [5 - Elevator] 971 01:06:34,812 --> 01:06:37,982 [I can talk about ecstasy in the clouds.] 972 01:06:42,003 --> 01:06:44,196 Look! We did it! 973 01:06:44,197 --> 01:06:45,197 Damn... 974 01:06:45,198 --> 01:06:46,473 I knew it, huh? 975 01:06:46,474 --> 01:06:48,268 Like father, like daughter! 976 01:06:50,286 --> 01:06:53,581 Thank you, Yoon Kang Chul! You taught her well! 977 01:06:57,477 --> 01:06:59,086 Do you like your studio? 978 01:06:59,087 --> 01:07:00,165 Yes, thank you. 979 01:07:00,166 --> 01:07:04,925 It's hard to catch on so quickly, you're a natural. 980 01:07:04,926 --> 01:07:06,760 Let's partner up for good. 981 01:07:06,761 --> 01:07:10,806 Don't say that, I'm going to write fairy tales. I'm never writing erotica after the contract. 982 01:07:10,807 --> 01:07:13,792 Alright. You know the next deadline is tomorrow, right? 983 01:07:13,793 --> 01:07:14,793 Yes. 984 01:07:18,481 --> 01:07:19,774 Hi, Ha Neul. 985 01:07:20,740 --> 01:07:26,197 I'm almost done with revisions. I think I can submit it before midnight. 986 01:07:27,248 --> 01:07:28,248 Okay. 987 01:07:29,158 --> 01:07:30,493 Ms. Yoon Dan Bi? 988 01:07:32,495 --> 01:07:34,622 Firefox, right? 989 01:07:35,790 --> 01:07:37,125 Who are you? 990 01:07:39,352 --> 01:07:41,545 [The Adventures of Raindrops] 991 01:07:41,546 --> 01:07:44,549 "Repetition of synonyms is not allowed in this context." 992 01:07:46,467 --> 01:07:49,345 "Repetition of synonyms is not allowed in this context." 993 01:07:51,973 --> 01:07:54,516 What does this even mean? 994 01:07:54,517 --> 01:07:57,019 Screwed it, it's already midnight... 995 01:07:57,020 --> 01:07:58,754 Let's finish the erotica first. 996 01:07:58,755 --> 01:08:02,550 [Secret Dissection Class] 997 01:08:10,241 --> 01:08:11,910 Yes, I submitted it. 998 01:08:18,516 --> 01:08:21,627 This is taking a toll on you, 999 01:08:21,628 --> 01:08:24,088 what's the real reason you want to write fairy tales? 1000 01:08:25,690 --> 01:08:29,676 My dad was a fairy tale writer. 1001 01:08:29,677 --> 01:08:34,998 Every time he released a book, a Harry Potter book would come out, 1002 01:08:34,999 --> 01:08:36,668 and his books got crushed. 1003 01:08:38,119 --> 01:08:42,814 He went through a lot of hardship and passed away from illness, 1004 01:08:42,815 --> 01:08:47,695 but I made a promise to him that I would become a great fairy tale writer. 1005 01:08:48,738 --> 01:08:52,659 So, fairy tales aren't your dream but a promise to him? 1006 01:08:53,801 --> 01:08:55,577 That is my dream. 1007 01:08:55,578 --> 01:08:56,912 After that? 1008 01:08:56,913 --> 01:08:57,954 What? 1009 01:08:57,955 --> 01:09:02,150 After you fulfill your promise, then what? 1010 01:09:03,002 --> 01:09:05,922 Well, I'll continue to... 1011 01:09:07,841 --> 01:09:09,008 One sec. 1012 01:09:11,736 --> 01:09:13,428 Hello? 1013 01:09:13,429 --> 01:09:14,508 Yes, I submitted it. 1014 01:09:14,509 --> 01:09:17,015 What the heck is "The Adventures of Raindrops"? 1015 01:09:17,016 --> 01:09:18,183 What? 1016 01:09:18,184 --> 01:09:20,502 How did you get that? 1017 01:09:20,503 --> 01:09:21,504 Hold on... 1018 01:09:23,373 --> 01:09:25,023 No way... 1019 01:09:25,024 --> 01:09:26,024 One moment. 1020 01:09:27,527 --> 01:09:29,654 [2024 Children's Literature Contest Submission] 1021 01:09:31,739 --> 01:09:33,950 [Secret Dissection Class by Firefox] 1022 01:09:35,075 --> 01:09:38,537 H-How do I cancel a mis-sent email? 1023 01:09:38,538 --> 01:09:41,540 You can only delete it before they check, why? 1024 01:09:41,541 --> 01:09:45,460 Shoot, I must be insane! I submitted my erotica to the fairytale contest. 1025 01:09:45,461 --> 01:09:46,820 What do I do? 1026 01:09:46,821 --> 01:09:47,906 What do... 1027 01:09:53,094 --> 01:09:54,345 I'm sorry. 1028 01:09:55,864 --> 01:09:56,972 Taxi! 1029 01:09:56,973 --> 01:09:58,141 Dang it... 1030 01:10:02,020 --> 01:10:03,229 Taxi! 1031 01:10:04,647 --> 01:10:06,858 Crap, what do I do? 1032 01:10:09,736 --> 01:10:10,904 Dan Bi! 1033 01:10:11,738 --> 01:10:12,906 Get in! 1034 01:10:17,160 --> 01:10:18,328 Thank you! 1035 01:10:21,414 --> 01:10:23,917 [Children's Literature Contest] 1036 01:10:25,768 --> 01:10:30,130 You messed up, Dan Bi! 1037 01:10:30,131 --> 01:10:32,966 What the heck do I do? 1038 01:10:32,967 --> 01:10:37,246 Just say it was a mistake. Or say you got hacked. 1039 01:10:37,247 --> 01:10:38,831 Who would believe that? 1040 01:10:41,367 --> 01:10:43,977 I'll just get off here. 1041 01:10:43,978 --> 01:10:44,978 What? 1042 01:10:48,858 --> 01:10:50,109 Dan Bi! 1043 01:10:52,320 --> 01:10:54,280 Dan Bi! Take my umbrella! 1044 01:10:56,508 --> 01:10:58,325 It's raining... 1045 01:10:58,326 --> 01:10:59,494 Sorry! 1046 01:11:04,290 --> 01:11:05,959 I'm sorry! Sorry! 1047 01:11:16,277 --> 01:11:17,469 Hello. 1048 01:11:17,470 --> 01:11:22,624 I submitted my entry last night. 1049 01:11:22,625 --> 01:11:23,751 Ma'am? 1050 01:11:25,394 --> 01:11:28,230 Hello. I submitted it right before the deadline... 1051 01:11:28,231 --> 01:11:29,314 Ms. Yoon Dan Bi? 1052 01:11:29,315 --> 01:11:30,716 Yes, what happened was... 1053 01:11:30,717 --> 01:11:32,010 Firefox. 1054 01:11:32,752 --> 01:11:35,445 Is it fun to mess with us? 1055 01:11:35,446 --> 01:11:37,322 Do we look like a joke to you? 1056 01:11:37,323 --> 01:11:40,158 No, that's not it, what happened was, I... 1057 01:11:40,159 --> 01:11:41,643 Go away. 1058 01:11:41,644 --> 01:11:43,771 This isn't a place for people like you. 1059 01:11:44,889 --> 01:11:47,333 - Could you check this? - Yes, ma'am. 1060 01:12:14,669 --> 01:12:18,113 Right, of course not. 1061 01:12:18,114 --> 01:12:19,782 Please don't worry. 1062 01:12:21,034 --> 01:12:23,620 Of course, it's a baseless rumor. 1063 01:12:26,331 --> 01:12:29,209 Yes, I don't know her. 1064 01:12:40,862 --> 01:12:42,596 Ha Neul, what happened was... 1065 01:12:42,597 --> 01:12:44,015 I don't want to know. 1066 01:12:45,700 --> 01:12:47,518 Could you listen to me for a second? 1067 01:12:47,519 --> 01:12:49,479 The truth is, I've been working... 1068 01:12:50,271 --> 01:12:52,774 How could you embarrass me like that? 1069 01:12:56,110 --> 01:13:00,156 I'm barely holding back right now. 1070 01:13:06,913 --> 01:13:08,623 [Secret Dissection Class] 1071 01:13:10,954 --> 01:13:13,794 Don't go around saying you write fairy tales. 1072 01:13:13,795 --> 01:13:15,338 You're not a writer. 1073 01:13:25,740 --> 01:13:28,976 Ms. Yoon, could you open the door? It's me. 1074 01:13:28,977 --> 01:13:30,270 Ms. Yoon! 1075 01:13:34,123 --> 01:13:37,985 You're inside! I can hear the ringing! 1076 01:13:37,986 --> 01:13:39,320 Jesus Christ... 1077 01:13:40,363 --> 01:13:41,614 Jeez... 1078 01:13:43,825 --> 01:13:46,327 Should I give it all up and just write erotica? 1079 01:13:47,011 --> 01:13:48,871 That would be great. 1080 01:13:48,872 --> 01:13:51,790 Who cares what people say, right? 1081 01:13:51,791 --> 01:13:53,375 Sure... 1082 01:13:53,376 --> 01:13:57,462 Since I only need my laptop, I could write while traveling. 1083 01:13:57,463 --> 01:13:58,947 That's true. 1084 01:13:58,948 --> 01:14:00,213 That sounds amazing. 1085 01:14:02,819 --> 01:14:04,845 Thanks for the coffee, I'm off. 1086 01:14:04,846 --> 01:14:06,763 Leaving already? 1087 01:14:06,764 --> 01:14:10,959 I see that you're fine, so I better be going. No point in staying. 1088 01:14:10,960 --> 01:14:13,004 Do I look fine? 1089 01:14:15,456 --> 01:14:17,566 Do I look okay? 1090 01:14:17,567 --> 01:14:20,026 Who do you think messed up my life? 1091 01:14:20,027 --> 01:14:23,948 You barged into my life, I was doing just fine... 1092 01:14:24,591 --> 01:14:27,117 Is that so? 1093 01:14:27,118 --> 01:14:29,811 I did that? 1094 01:14:29,812 --> 01:14:33,691 I ruined your life by barging into it? 1095 01:14:36,092 --> 01:14:37,594 Only fairy tales matter? 1096 01:14:38,428 --> 01:14:43,016 If you just drop this prejudice about what's okay and what's not, 1097 01:14:43,801 --> 01:14:47,055 your life would've been much freer. 1098 01:14:48,598 --> 01:14:51,559 Were you happy writing fairy tales? 1099 01:14:53,061 --> 01:14:57,065 It wasn't just a task you had to complete for your father? 1100 01:14:58,608 --> 01:15:00,026 Tell me I'm wrong. 1101 01:15:15,374 --> 01:15:18,663 Don't worry, she'll be back. 1102 01:15:18,664 --> 01:15:19,759 He ran off twice. 1103 01:15:19,760 --> 01:15:21,255 Three times for this guy. 1104 01:15:21,256 --> 01:15:23,715 At least I answered my phone. 1105 01:15:23,716 --> 01:15:24,758 I was sick. 1106 01:15:24,759 --> 01:15:28,470 Good job, so proud of you two. 1107 01:15:28,471 --> 01:15:30,597 Stop it, will you? 1108 01:15:30,598 --> 01:15:32,749 If she doesn't come back, there's nothing we can do. 1109 01:15:32,750 --> 01:15:34,043 Here, take this. 1110 01:15:44,003 --> 01:15:48,366 The princess left for the prince's kingdom. 1111 01:15:56,040 --> 01:15:57,709 Did you eat? 1112 01:16:03,882 --> 01:16:10,679 So, you watched 50 pornos a day, and sent erotica to the contest? 1113 01:16:10,680 --> 01:16:11,930 You think that's funny? 1114 01:16:11,931 --> 01:16:13,348 It sure is! 1115 01:16:13,349 --> 01:16:18,187 I hadn't laughed in a while, you really are a good daughter. 1116 01:16:18,188 --> 01:16:22,007 Mom, should I just quit everything and come live with you? 1117 01:16:22,008 --> 01:16:24,219 I'll write fairy tales under a pen name. 1118 01:16:25,295 --> 01:16:26,898 That sounds annoying. 1119 01:16:26,899 --> 01:16:31,909 Why are you and your dad letting fairy tales run your lives? 1120 01:16:31,910 --> 01:16:34,036 I can't even stand the sight of it. 1121 01:16:34,037 --> 01:16:37,289 If he hadn't won it, he would've done whatever he wanted. 1122 01:16:37,290 --> 01:16:38,957 He did, his whole life. 1123 01:16:38,958 --> 01:16:40,876 You don't know? 1124 01:16:40,877 --> 01:16:43,378 He wrote fairy tales because of you. 1125 01:16:43,379 --> 01:16:46,924 You pumped him up by saying he looked cool writing stories. 1126 01:16:46,925 --> 01:16:50,593 How could your simple dad not resist that? 1127 01:16:50,594 --> 01:16:53,931 But now his kid writes blasted fairy tales because of him? 1128 01:16:55,892 --> 01:16:56,935 Oh dear... 1129 01:16:57,602 --> 01:16:59,854 Like father, like daughter... 1130 01:17:14,761 --> 01:17:16,912 Messed up again! 1131 01:17:16,913 --> 01:17:18,121 Jeez... 1132 01:17:18,122 --> 01:17:19,289 Dan Bi. 1133 01:17:19,290 --> 01:17:22,377 What's the website for reading your stories? I want to check it out. 1134 01:17:22,378 --> 01:17:24,211 Forget it, what for? 1135 01:17:24,212 --> 01:17:29,174 Why not? Let me read my daughter's erotica, okay? 1136 01:17:29,175 --> 01:17:30,467 No way. 1137 01:17:30,468 --> 01:17:31,969 Ma'am, I brought the book! 1138 01:17:31,970 --> 01:17:34,388 Okay, one second! 1139 01:17:34,389 --> 01:17:37,599 Pull it up before I get back. 1140 01:17:37,600 --> 01:17:39,376 - Pull what up? - Hurry. 1141 01:17:40,228 --> 01:17:41,479 Come on... 1142 01:17:47,360 --> 01:17:49,612 [ 1143 01:17:53,049 --> 01:17:56,034 [It's finally posted! Now my day can begin.] 1144 01:17:56,035 --> 01:17:58,120 [Nice! This'll get me through the week.] 1145 01:17:58,121 --> 01:18:00,873 [Where can I buy the merch? This is a must-have.] 1146 01:18:00,874 --> 01:18:02,416 [Reminds me of my days as a private.] 1147 01:18:02,417 --> 01:18:04,318 [Hilarious, sexy and moving...] 1148 01:18:04,319 --> 01:18:06,863 [Thanks to this, my marriage is thriving!] 1149 01:18:07,772 --> 01:18:09,089 [The author's in her prime.] 1150 01:18:09,090 --> 01:18:10,674 [I want to do it.] 1151 01:18:10,675 --> 01:18:14,161 [Gonna savor every line. So thrilling.] 1152 01:18:14,162 --> 01:18:15,971 Did you find it? 1153 01:18:15,972 --> 01:18:16,972 Yeah. 1154 01:18:19,150 --> 01:18:20,150 Mom. 1155 01:18:21,895 --> 01:18:23,813 Did Dad only write fairy tales? 1156 01:18:26,499 --> 01:18:28,483 It's your dad's treasure box. 1157 01:18:28,484 --> 01:18:29,611 Open it. 1158 01:19:02,644 --> 01:19:05,188 [Dazzling Love] 1159 01:19:09,567 --> 01:19:12,070 [Yoon Kang Chul] 1160 01:19:15,281 --> 01:19:19,327 [She gasped for breath and moaned softly.] 1161 01:19:23,623 --> 01:19:25,750 [On her soft breast...] 1162 01:19:55,363 --> 01:19:56,638 Dad! 1163 01:19:56,639 --> 01:19:58,057 Hey, Dan Bi. 1164 01:19:59,826 --> 01:20:02,244 My sweetheart. 1165 01:20:02,245 --> 01:20:04,746 - Were you drawing? - Yup. 1166 01:20:04,747 --> 01:20:07,024 - You drew this? - Yup. 1167 01:20:07,025 --> 01:20:08,735 I'm gonna write fairy tales. 1168 01:20:10,728 --> 01:20:14,298 Don't force yourself, you don't need to. 1169 01:20:14,299 --> 01:20:15,741 I want to. 1170 01:20:15,742 --> 01:20:17,785 - Dan Bi! - Mom! 1171 01:20:41,492 --> 01:20:42,660 Dad... 1172 01:20:44,120 --> 01:20:46,414 Live the way you want to live. 1173 01:20:49,584 --> 01:20:53,296 I'll cheer you on whatever it may be. 1174 01:21:20,240 --> 01:21:22,617 [Forbidden Fairytale] 1175 01:21:29,849 --> 01:21:31,291 What if she's not here again? 1176 01:21:31,292 --> 01:21:33,877 She's not coming back, we'll have to report her. 1177 01:21:33,878 --> 01:21:35,212 Let's wait a few more days. 1178 01:21:35,213 --> 01:21:38,507 She's not coming back, if she does, I'll bark like a dog. 1179 01:21:38,508 --> 01:21:40,300 - Holy cow! - Good morning. 1180 01:21:40,301 --> 01:21:41,969 Are you alright? 1181 01:21:41,970 --> 01:21:43,554 That's why she came back. 1182 01:21:43,555 --> 01:21:44,972 I knew you'd be back. 1183 01:21:44,973 --> 01:21:45,973 Woof, woof! 1184 01:21:45,974 --> 01:21:50,059 Is this place where you come and go as you please? 1185 01:21:50,060 --> 01:21:53,339 Everyone's been too distracted to get any work done... 1186 01:21:56,985 --> 01:21:59,362 He's just happy to see you, you know that, right? 1187 01:22:01,047 --> 01:22:02,197 I'm sorry, sir. 1188 01:22:02,198 --> 01:22:03,448 If you're sorry... 1189 01:22:03,449 --> 01:22:05,033 It's enough that she's sorry. 1190 01:22:05,034 --> 01:22:06,410 Let's all get back to work. 1191 01:22:06,411 --> 01:22:10,439 Here's an idea. You be the team leader, and I'll be the deputy. 1192 01:22:10,440 --> 01:22:11,482 Sure. 1193 01:22:15,854 --> 01:22:17,963 So, what happened with the contest? 1194 01:22:17,964 --> 01:22:19,423 A total disaster. 1195 01:22:19,424 --> 01:22:22,534 At the very least, everyone there will remember her name. 1196 01:22:22,535 --> 01:22:24,672 The nutjob who sent erotica to a fairy tale contest. 1197 01:22:25,847 --> 01:22:28,141 But somehow, 1198 01:22:29,601 --> 01:22:31,060 I feel relieved. 1199 01:22:31,853 --> 01:22:34,314 I always felt like I was being chased... 1200 01:22:35,039 --> 01:22:37,149 What about that publisher guy? 1201 01:22:37,150 --> 01:22:39,468 That's completely over. 1202 01:22:39,469 --> 01:22:41,596 Everything gets filtered out. 1203 01:22:44,591 --> 01:22:46,450 Welcome! 1204 01:22:46,451 --> 01:22:47,660 Over here! 1205 01:22:49,471 --> 01:22:51,705 - Who is he? - Who? 1206 01:22:51,706 --> 01:22:53,750 My personal editor, if you will. 1207 01:22:55,143 --> 01:22:57,169 The glass bottle? 1208 01:22:57,170 --> 01:22:59,796 I have so many questions... 1209 01:22:59,797 --> 01:23:02,341 Sure, ask anything you want. 1210 01:23:02,342 --> 01:23:03,926 What could you be curious about? 1211 01:23:03,927 --> 01:23:09,998 You review her stuff every night, didn't you have any reactions? 1212 01:23:09,999 --> 01:23:12,957 Well, it's all part of the job for us. 1213 01:23:12,958 --> 01:23:14,019 Right... 1214 01:23:14,020 --> 01:23:16,563 Is Dan Bi not attractive enough for you? 1215 01:23:16,564 --> 01:23:17,898 No, no, come on. 1216 01:23:17,899 --> 01:23:19,591 Then she is? 1217 01:23:19,592 --> 01:23:21,594 That's why he's here, am I right? 1218 01:23:24,464 --> 01:23:25,489 One moment, sir! 1219 01:23:25,490 --> 01:23:27,366 - You picked the right one. - Let's sober up. 1220 01:23:27,367 --> 01:23:28,492 Taxi... 1221 01:23:28,493 --> 01:23:31,870 - Careful, careful! - I got some to say! 1222 01:23:31,871 --> 01:23:33,205 - Careful! - Dan Bi! 1223 01:23:33,206 --> 01:23:35,290 Hapjeong station, then Ilsan please! 1224 01:23:35,291 --> 01:23:36,959 Have a safe ride home! 1225 01:23:36,960 --> 01:23:39,837 Make sure to use protection, okay? 1226 01:23:39,838 --> 01:23:41,672 I'm gonna kill you! 1227 01:23:41,673 --> 01:23:44,258 - Take good care of Dan Bi! - Condom, Condom! 1228 01:23:44,259 --> 01:23:45,284 Go! 1229 01:23:45,285 --> 01:23:46,285 Good night! 1230 01:23:47,011 --> 01:23:48,895 Make sure to go to work in the morning! 1231 01:23:51,390 --> 01:23:55,060 You must have felt awkward because of my friends... 1232 01:23:55,061 --> 01:23:57,296 Not at all, it was fun. 1233 01:23:57,297 --> 01:23:59,340 Your friends seem really lively. 1234 01:24:01,251 --> 01:24:04,903 They're mischievous, but they're not bad people. 1235 01:24:04,904 --> 01:24:05,904 Sure. 1236 01:24:07,882 --> 01:24:10,746 By the way, can I ask you something? 1237 01:24:10,747 --> 01:24:12,060 Sure. 1238 01:24:12,061 --> 01:24:14,439 Between "Real Man" and "Elevator", 1239 01:24:15,748 --> 01:24:18,626 which one did you honestly like better? 1240 01:24:19,936 --> 01:24:21,879 I liked both of them. 1241 01:24:21,880 --> 01:24:23,530 Come on, be honest. 1242 01:24:23,531 --> 01:24:25,283 Really, I liked both. 1243 01:24:27,318 --> 01:24:29,094 You like everything? 1244 01:24:29,095 --> 01:24:32,347 So that's why you're nice to everyone, huh? 1245 01:24:32,348 --> 01:24:35,500 I'm not nice to just anyone. 1246 01:24:35,501 --> 01:24:36,502 Really? 1247 01:24:39,397 --> 01:24:41,608 So, you're only nice to me? 1248 01:24:44,627 --> 01:24:46,993 - It's late, Dan Bi. - Where are you going? 1249 01:24:46,994 --> 01:24:49,681 - It's really late. - You're only nice to me? 1250 01:24:49,682 --> 01:24:51,935 - So late. - I didn't know! 1251 01:24:52,827 --> 01:24:54,454 Let's get going! 1252 01:24:56,431 --> 01:24:58,790 Where are you going? Why are you running away? 1253 01:24:58,791 --> 01:25:00,460 It's super late! 1254 01:25:10,945 --> 01:25:12,513 You scared me. 1255 01:25:12,514 --> 01:25:14,056 - Ms. Oh. - Sir. 1256 01:25:14,057 --> 01:25:17,793 I read "The Secret Workout of a Female Writer". 1257 01:25:17,794 --> 01:25:18,794 Thank you. 1258 01:25:19,787 --> 01:25:21,271 I know it's about me! 1259 01:25:21,272 --> 01:25:22,524 No, it's not. 1260 01:25:23,733 --> 01:25:25,485 It is my story! 1261 01:25:30,949 --> 01:25:32,242 I said it's not. 1262 01:25:34,761 --> 01:25:36,378 Remove the story! 1263 01:25:36,379 --> 01:25:40,258 If you don't, I'll report you. 1264 01:25:45,129 --> 01:25:47,339 How are you going to report me? 1265 01:25:47,340 --> 01:25:52,136 Other women know those stories are about them. 1266 01:25:52,928 --> 01:25:55,764 But they just shut up and get lost on their own. 1267 01:25:59,185 --> 01:26:00,728 You should get lost too. 1268 01:26:06,108 --> 01:26:11,029 If you ever get writer's block, let's work out again. 1269 01:26:11,990 --> 01:26:13,241 Good luck. 1270 01:26:20,540 --> 01:26:22,625 [Real Hunting Story] 1271 01:26:23,334 --> 01:26:26,254 Wait, this feels wrong. 1272 01:26:46,023 --> 01:26:47,733 Please, read it once all the way through. 1273 01:26:47,734 --> 01:26:49,902 How many times do I have to tell you? 1274 01:26:49,903 --> 01:26:51,970 This isn't a real piece of work! 1275 01:26:51,971 --> 01:26:55,058 This is garbage, you hear me? 1276 01:26:55,783 --> 01:26:59,119 Boss, please give me one more chance. Please, I beg you, just one more chance! 1277 01:26:59,120 --> 01:27:00,746 Buddy! 1278 01:27:00,747 --> 01:27:06,084 If you don't get consent from women and post about a one-night stand, 1279 01:27:06,085 --> 01:27:09,421 that will completely destroy their dignity... 1280 01:27:09,422 --> 01:27:11,782 That's a crime, asshole, it's a crime! 1281 01:27:11,783 --> 01:27:14,953 Do you think adult literature is some joke, huh? 1282 01:27:15,589 --> 01:27:19,097 You think it's something to be taken lightly? 1283 01:27:19,098 --> 01:27:20,391 Rewrite it! 1284 01:27:41,746 --> 01:27:47,502 [Dan Bi, I've been waiting so long for your call, I'm dying here.] 1285 01:27:51,089 --> 01:27:52,089 [Yoon Dan Bi] 1286 01:27:54,467 --> 01:27:58,221 So impatient... 1287 01:27:59,764 --> 01:28:01,099 [Who is this?] 1288 01:28:06,020 --> 01:28:11,441 EroKing's "Real Hunting Story" has been 1289 01:28:11,442 --> 01:28:17,574 He's spreading online that the female characters in the story are real. 1290 01:28:18,424 --> 01:28:21,368 That's probably the marketing angle... 1291 01:28:21,369 --> 01:28:25,873 He's exploiting the fact that it's hard for the victims to report it. 1292 01:28:25,874 --> 01:28:31,820 Tough to come forward, and even if they do, it won't be easy to prove... 1293 01:28:31,821 --> 01:28:35,074 [Synopsis: The girl with a bag with "The Adventures of Thomas" sticker...] 1294 01:28:37,302 --> 01:28:39,053 That son of a bitch! 1295 01:28:54,944 --> 01:28:56,446 Mr. Hwang. 1296 01:28:57,338 --> 01:28:58,954 What brings you here? 1297 01:28:58,955 --> 01:29:02,292 What the hell did you do to Oh? 1298 01:29:03,620 --> 01:29:07,164 I'm working on my next piece, wanna hear about it? 1299 01:29:07,165 --> 01:29:10,250 "Ms. Y, who works to protect youths from online porn," 1300 01:29:10,251 --> 01:29:12,585 "Leads a double life as an erotica writer." 1301 01:29:12,586 --> 01:29:14,588 "A secret affair with her." 1302 01:29:15,340 --> 01:29:19,093 It's the kind of trashy story people would love, no? 1303 01:29:23,306 --> 01:29:24,933 Choong Gil! 1304 01:29:27,727 --> 01:29:30,479 Isn't it me you want? 1305 01:29:30,480 --> 01:29:32,941 So, leave others alone, you bastard. 1306 01:29:34,667 --> 01:29:36,276 Please. 1307 01:29:36,277 --> 01:29:39,154 - Please? - Yes. 1308 01:29:39,155 --> 01:29:43,350 Is that how someone begs? 1309 01:29:43,351 --> 01:29:44,394 Goddammit... 1310 01:29:45,620 --> 01:29:50,333 Damn... 1986 Porsche 911... 1311 01:29:52,018 --> 01:29:54,820 - At least get down on your knees. - Shit... 1312 01:29:54,821 --> 01:29:56,281 Freeze! 1313 01:29:59,776 --> 01:30:01,595 Mr. Hwang! 1314 01:30:01,596 --> 01:30:04,914 What are you doing? Why are you on your knees? 1315 01:30:05,657 --> 01:30:06,807 Goddammit... 1316 01:30:06,808 --> 01:30:08,976 - Are you crying? - What? 1317 01:30:08,977 --> 01:30:13,856 You cowardly bastard, this car is his only pride, you had to make him cry? 1318 01:30:13,857 --> 01:30:15,399 Hey, who's crying? Me? 1319 01:30:15,400 --> 01:30:19,194 Is that what you want to do? He's almost 70! 1320 01:30:19,195 --> 01:30:20,804 I'm not that old yet. 1321 01:30:20,805 --> 01:30:25,368 Don't you understand what's going on? Do you want to ruin your life too? 1322 01:30:26,077 --> 01:30:29,080 Stop being so pathetic and let's settle this, you and me. 1323 01:30:29,788 --> 01:30:34,418 If I win, take down "Real Hunting Story" and disappear forever. 1324 01:30:34,419 --> 01:30:35,461 Forever. 1325 01:30:37,438 --> 01:30:40,424 Why would I? I have nothing to gain. 1326 01:30:40,425 --> 01:30:44,721 If I lose, I'll sign with you. 1327 01:30:45,680 --> 01:30:46,764 Ms. Yoon. 1328 01:30:47,432 --> 01:30:49,100 What about my contract? 1329 01:30:50,602 --> 01:30:53,062 80-20, my favor. 1330 01:30:53,838 --> 01:30:54,737 Okay? 1331 01:30:54,738 --> 01:30:56,398 That is not okay, you bastard! 1332 01:30:56,399 --> 01:30:57,507 Okay! 1333 01:30:57,508 --> 01:30:58,676 What? 1334 01:31:09,329 --> 01:31:10,371 Let's cheer her on. 1335 01:31:11,325 --> 01:31:12,706 [Her body began to heat up again.] 1336 01:31:12,707 --> 01:31:15,043 [When she couldn't hold her desire, he finally came in.] 1337 01:31:15,685 --> 01:31:17,628 Go, go, you're doing so well! 1338 01:31:17,629 --> 01:31:19,672 Go, go! Good work! 1339 01:31:27,096 --> 01:31:29,896 [And then he slowly approached her and started taking off her clothes.] 1340 01:31:39,292 --> 01:31:42,694 Dang, what was that? 1341 01:31:42,695 --> 01:31:43,780 Dementia? 1342 01:31:44,697 --> 01:31:46,157 Train of thought departed... 1343 01:32:13,368 --> 01:32:15,304 [Forbidden Fairytale] 1344 01:32:15,305 --> 01:32:17,921 Forbidden Fairytale. 1345 01:32:17,922 --> 01:32:19,048 How is it? 1346 01:32:19,749 --> 01:32:23,360 You know fairy tales already have sexual potential, right? 1347 01:32:23,361 --> 01:32:26,155 So, adapt them for adults. 1348 01:32:26,822 --> 01:32:32,995 Cinderella, The Little Mermaid, characters from those fairy tales doing naughty things. 1349 01:32:32,996 --> 01:32:34,705 It's oddly arousing. 1350 01:32:34,706 --> 01:32:36,248 It's freaking brilliant. 1351 01:32:36,249 --> 01:32:38,083 Okay, then how about this? 1352 01:32:38,084 --> 01:32:40,586 Cinderella has to go home by midnight, right? 1353 01:32:40,587 --> 01:32:43,380 I never understood that, why not just sleep with the prince? 1354 01:32:43,381 --> 01:32:44,798 - She can. - Exactly. 1355 01:32:44,799 --> 01:32:48,010 They're basically having a one-night stand after the ball. 1356 01:32:48,011 --> 01:32:51,221 And if you meet a hottie at the club, you just leave because it's midnight? 1357 01:32:51,222 --> 01:32:53,134 If the magic wears off? She turns into a pauper. 1358 01:32:53,135 --> 01:32:57,352 She's already naked, so what does it matter? The prince wouldn't care about that, right? 1359 01:32:57,353 --> 01:32:58,854 What? 1360 01:32:58,855 --> 01:33:00,063 Then how about this? 1361 01:33:00,064 --> 01:33:05,110 Snow White gets revived by the prince and is brought back to the castle. 1362 01:33:05,111 --> 01:33:07,237 That's where the fairy tale ends. 1363 01:33:07,238 --> 01:33:10,407 But my story shows what happens afterward. 1364 01:33:12,760 --> 01:33:15,162 Afterward? 1365 01:33:15,163 --> 01:33:17,831 The story begins in the courtroom. 1366 01:33:17,832 --> 01:33:22,236 Snow White and the eldest dwarf have an affair, so they're on trial. 1367 01:33:22,237 --> 01:33:23,780 Kill them, kill them! 1368 01:33:24,463 --> 01:33:26,215 - He's so handsome! - So dreamy... 1369 01:33:26,216 --> 01:33:27,925 Hold on a second! 1370 01:33:27,926 --> 01:33:33,972 It's true this guy liked me, but I really wasn't interested in him at all! 1371 01:33:33,973 --> 01:33:37,393 I only have the prince! Please believe me! 1372 01:33:38,353 --> 01:33:40,355 Buddy, tell them! 1373 01:33:42,023 --> 01:33:46,694 How could I ever forget the day I learned about love? 1374 01:33:47,337 --> 01:33:49,613 What are you talking about? 1375 01:33:49,614 --> 01:33:53,659 The princess was happy after coming to this castle. 1376 01:33:53,660 --> 01:33:59,540 I felt my job here was done, so I packed my things to leave, 1377 01:33:59,541 --> 01:34:01,375 but then, a gust of wind blew out the candle, 1378 01:34:01,376 --> 01:34:04,461 and suddenly, I was grabbed from behind! 1379 01:34:04,462 --> 01:34:05,921 Oh my, oh my! 1380 01:34:05,922 --> 01:34:07,923 When did I ever do that? 1381 01:34:07,924 --> 01:34:14,388 They explored every inch of my body 1382 01:34:14,389 --> 01:34:18,141 with their tongue and hands, as if they knew men so well, 1383 01:34:18,142 --> 01:34:20,143 and it felt too good to resist... 1384 01:34:20,144 --> 01:34:21,478 I did? 1385 01:34:21,479 --> 01:34:25,315 The tongue inside the mouth is hot, right? 1386 01:34:25,316 --> 01:34:27,651 With that hot tongue, from my back... 1387 01:34:27,652 --> 01:34:32,948 licking like this, downward, downward, continuously... 1388 01:34:32,949 --> 01:34:36,827 it grazed my chest, sliding downwards, 1389 01:34:36,828 --> 01:34:43,000 until finally, it circled around my belly button, one and a half times... 1390 01:34:43,001 --> 01:34:44,943 So embarrassing... 1391 01:34:44,944 --> 01:34:47,488 Then their hands slipped into my pants! 1392 01:34:48,339 --> 01:34:50,258 And grabbed... 1393 01:34:51,276 --> 01:34:52,926 my... 1394 01:34:52,927 --> 01:34:54,721 - Your... - Your... 1395 01:34:56,730 --> 01:34:58,273 - Pe... - Pe-what? 1396 01:34:59,046 --> 01:35:00,976 Nis... 1397 01:35:00,977 --> 01:35:03,896 Shut up! When did I? 1398 01:35:03,897 --> 01:35:05,772 - You shut up! - You stay out of it! 1399 01:35:05,773 --> 01:35:07,399 Can't we just kill her first? 1400 01:35:07,400 --> 01:35:09,051 Yeah, let him finish! 1401 01:35:09,052 --> 01:35:10,637 The one I love... 1402 01:35:12,297 --> 01:35:14,031 is not Snow White. 1403 01:35:14,032 --> 01:35:15,200 - What? - Huh? 1404 01:35:18,786 --> 01:35:20,413 Please be happy. 1405 01:35:23,374 --> 01:35:24,501 I'll head up first. 1406 01:35:28,730 --> 01:35:30,464 Brother, I'm here! 1407 01:35:30,465 --> 01:35:31,716 Brother! 1408 01:35:35,778 --> 01:35:37,763 Brother! 1409 01:35:37,764 --> 01:35:40,558 He's handsome too, both brothers are so hot! 1410 01:35:48,249 --> 01:35:51,776 So, the younger brother framed him to get killed. 1411 01:35:51,777 --> 01:35:57,407 It's like you twisted a mystery with a gay element. 1412 01:35:59,285 --> 01:36:01,496 - I want to read the next one. - You do? 1413 01:36:01,497 --> 01:36:06,458 A lot of women are into erotica, so the gay twist will work. 1414 01:36:06,459 --> 01:36:10,587 I wasn't going hard on the gay story, it's a love story. 1415 01:36:10,588 --> 01:36:12,047 - Love? - Yes. 1416 01:36:12,048 --> 01:36:15,659 You two have been together a lot lately. 1417 01:36:15,660 --> 01:36:17,036 Sticky like glue. 1418 01:36:18,396 --> 01:36:21,649 What's wrong with sticking together? 1419 01:36:29,232 --> 01:36:30,775 Oops, sorry. 1420 01:37:02,557 --> 01:37:03,558 What? 1421 01:37:07,896 --> 01:37:09,939 [Fitness for Your Health] 1422 01:37:11,232 --> 01:37:12,609 What is it? 1423 01:37:14,110 --> 01:37:15,135 Dan Bi! 1424 01:37:15,136 --> 01:37:16,137 Dan Bi? 1425 01:37:33,421 --> 01:37:35,840 What is wrong with me? 1426 01:38:06,037 --> 01:38:09,457 My 1427 01:38:11,626 --> 01:38:13,211 I guess you've recovered. 1428 01:38:22,804 --> 01:38:25,056 Mr. Hwang! Ms. Yoon's piece is up! 1429 01:38:28,351 --> 01:38:31,020 "The Prince and the Seven Dwarfs"? 1430 01:38:31,663 --> 01:38:34,356 [Watched without much expectation, but wow. Super fun. LOL] 1431 01:38:34,357 --> 01:38:36,818 [Delivery, story, characters, and twists-all top-notch] 1432 01:38:38,862 --> 01:38:41,364 "The Prince and the Seven Dwarfs"? 1433 01:38:42,574 --> 01:38:44,534 So tacky, gosh... 1434 01:38:49,305 --> 01:38:50,914 Insane... 1435 01:38:50,915 --> 01:38:52,416 This is insane! 1436 01:38:52,417 --> 01:38:53,817 [End of Episode 1] 1437 01:38:53,818 --> 01:38:55,778 Next episode... 1438 01:38:56,803 --> 01:38:57,971 50 cents... 1439 01:39:00,400 --> 01:39:02,426 Look at that! [The Prince and the Seven Dwarfs] 1440 01:39:02,427 --> 01:39:06,368 Dan Bi just hit a jackpot! [Rapid Rise in Popularity] 1441 01:39:13,830 --> 01:39:18,310 To celebrate Dan Bi's return, and to commemorate unity of our team, 1442 01:39:18,311 --> 01:39:20,235 let's work hard, eat well, and drink hard too! 1443 01:39:20,236 --> 01:39:22,571 After work, let's have grilled eel... 1444 01:39:22,572 --> 01:39:27,034 Sir, something weird got posted on the board. 1445 01:39:27,035 --> 01:39:29,102 If you don't want to go, just say so. 1446 01:39:29,103 --> 01:39:30,772 - It's not that... - What is it? 1447 01:39:31,890 --> 01:39:33,957 [The double life of Ms. Yoon from the Youth Protection team!] 1448 01:39:33,958 --> 01:39:36,577 It says "Ms. Yoon", so Yoon Dan Bi? 1449 01:39:36,578 --> 01:39:37,504 Pardon? 1450 01:39:37,505 --> 01:39:38,862 Take a look at this. 1451 01:39:38,863 --> 01:39:40,949 A weird claim was posted on our board. 1452 01:39:44,302 --> 01:39:46,179 What's this all about? 1453 01:39:51,910 --> 01:39:54,102 This is Youth Protection team. 1454 01:39:54,103 --> 01:39:55,188 Newspaper? 1455 01:39:55,914 --> 01:39:57,731 Ms. Yoon Dan Bi? 1456 01:39:57,732 --> 01:40:00,775 - That hasn't been confirmed yet... - Youth Protection team. 1457 01:40:00,776 --> 01:40:03,820 - The bulletin board? - That's not possible. 1458 01:40:03,821 --> 01:40:04,982 Hello? 1459 01:40:04,983 --> 01:40:08,325 Did you just swear at me? 1460 01:40:08,326 --> 01:40:10,244 I'm hanging up, you punk! 1461 01:40:10,245 --> 01:40:11,286 Dan Bi! 1462 01:40:11,287 --> 01:40:12,788 Hey! 1463 01:40:12,789 --> 01:40:14,873 Why aren't they answering your phone quickly? 1464 01:40:14,874 --> 01:40:17,114 - Are you heading to EroKing? - Yes. 1465 01:40:17,115 --> 01:40:19,022 - I'll come with you! - Okay! 1466 01:40:25,384 --> 01:40:28,554 Listen, I'll go and talk to that bastard myself, 1467 01:40:28,555 --> 01:40:30,764 so don't get all worked up and get caught up... 1468 01:40:30,765 --> 01:40:33,058 - Ms. Yoon! Hey! - Dan Bi! Dammit! 1469 01:40:33,059 --> 01:40:34,877 Where are you going? 1470 01:40:34,878 --> 01:40:36,537 Dan Bi! 1471 01:40:36,538 --> 01:40:37,896 He's running away! 1472 01:40:37,897 --> 01:40:39,399 Where do you think you're going? 1473 01:40:40,316 --> 01:40:42,986 EroKing, you punk! 1474 01:40:46,573 --> 01:40:47,782 Are you okay? 1475 01:40:51,619 --> 01:40:52,912 Mr. Hwang! 1476 01:40:53,913 --> 01:40:55,165 Oh no... 1477 01:40:56,248 --> 01:40:58,209 - Shit, no airbag... - Sir, are you okay? 1478 01:40:58,210 --> 01:40:59,501 Are you hurt? 1479 01:40:59,502 --> 01:41:01,004 - I got him at least. - Oh no... 1480 01:41:01,005 --> 01:41:02,404 Are you insane? 1481 01:41:02,405 --> 01:41:04,991 You deserve it, you lowlife. 1482 01:41:05,733 --> 01:41:08,010 You're all screwed now. 1483 01:41:08,011 --> 01:41:09,011 Shit... 1484 01:41:25,111 --> 01:41:26,321 Chicken shit. 1485 01:41:27,822 --> 01:41:29,741 What a moron! 1486 01:41:31,759 --> 01:41:33,494 You crazy bitch! 1487 01:41:33,495 --> 01:41:34,728 Hey! 1488 01:41:34,729 --> 01:41:36,648 You son of a bitch! 1489 01:41:43,271 --> 01:41:44,546 Dumbass. 1490 01:41:44,547 --> 01:41:45,547 Buddy! 1491 01:41:50,470 --> 01:41:52,388 Don't look down on erotica. 1492 01:41:53,139 --> 01:41:55,225 Get your shit together, asshole. 1493 01:41:59,645 --> 01:42:01,772 [The Secret Double Life of a Harmful Content Regulator] 1494 01:42:01,773 --> 01:42:03,482 [Audit Committee Chairman] 1495 01:42:03,483 --> 01:42:08,362 Mr. Han, this is more than enough for her dismissal. 1496 01:42:08,363 --> 01:42:12,241 What exactly is the problem? Can't a government employee write a novel? 1497 01:42:12,242 --> 01:42:14,476 It depends on the type of novel. 1498 01:42:14,477 --> 01:42:16,934 How can a government official write such trash... 1499 01:42:18,289 --> 01:42:20,291 Excuse me, I have a question. 1500 01:42:22,459 --> 01:42:26,380 Is it a problem to write fairy tales after work? 1501 01:42:27,190 --> 01:42:28,882 No, and what of it? 1502 01:42:28,883 --> 01:42:33,345 Then why is writing erotica after work a problem? 1503 01:42:33,346 --> 01:42:35,806 I already explained, didn't I? 1504 01:42:35,807 --> 01:42:39,518 Writing such inappropriate content tarnishes the honor of public servants, 1505 01:42:39,519 --> 01:42:41,728 and a reason for dismissal! 1506 01:42:41,729 --> 01:42:44,456 For humanity's evolution and reproduction, 1507 01:42:44,457 --> 01:42:49,152 it's adult romance that's important, not children's books! 1508 01:42:49,153 --> 01:42:50,696 What the hell is he saying? 1509 01:42:50,697 --> 01:42:52,531 That's a strange point. 1510 01:42:52,532 --> 01:42:55,610 What are the criteria for a masterpiece and trash? 1511 01:42:55,611 --> 01:42:56,609 Could you two leave? 1512 01:42:56,610 --> 01:43:00,540 If it's cathartic, it's a masterpiece, and if it gets you wet, it's trash? 1513 01:43:00,541 --> 01:43:02,149 Anyone outside? Come in here! 1514 01:43:02,150 --> 01:43:04,077 - Escort them both out! - Why me, too? 1515 01:43:04,078 --> 01:43:04,913 Don't touch me! 1516 01:43:04,914 --> 01:43:09,131 How could you not know the basics of evolution and reproduction? 1517 01:43:09,132 --> 01:43:12,759 Then should we ban violent novels, too? No novels with thieves or scammers? 1518 01:43:12,760 --> 01:43:13,671 Get out! 1519 01:43:13,672 --> 01:43:15,119 Should we ban novels with scammers and thieves? 1520 01:43:15,120 --> 01:43:16,288 Christ... 1521 01:43:16,289 --> 01:43:19,417 Then just ban all kinds of novels! 1522 01:43:22,103 --> 01:43:23,938 Ms. Yoon Dan Bi. 1523 01:43:24,706 --> 01:43:26,106 Yes, sir? 1524 01:43:26,107 --> 01:43:28,902 You know what you did wrong, don't you? 1525 01:43:29,610 --> 01:43:34,072 For your boss' sake, you'll get a 3-month suspension, 1526 01:43:34,073 --> 01:43:35,782 so, stay quiet and behave at home, okay? 1527 01:43:35,783 --> 01:43:37,826 This is your only chance. 1528 01:43:37,827 --> 01:43:41,063 Where do you get off, as a woman, writing such indecent filth, 1529 01:43:41,064 --> 01:43:42,941 lowering the dignity of us all... 1530 01:43:44,309 --> 01:43:46,084 Mr. Chairman. 1531 01:43:46,085 --> 01:43:48,796 Before you talk about the dignity of public servants, 1532 01:43:49,797 --> 01:43:53,134 you should consider the basic integrity first. 1533 01:43:54,260 --> 01:43:55,260 I... 1534 01:43:57,305 --> 01:43:58,973 will resign. 1535 01:44:05,271 --> 01:44:08,091 - Keep your emotions in check. - I said my piece. 1536 01:44:09,959 --> 01:44:12,361 - Are you okay? - How did it go? 1537 01:44:12,362 --> 01:44:15,531 I'm done with this double life. 1538 01:44:15,532 --> 01:44:17,324 Then what will you do? 1539 01:44:17,325 --> 01:44:19,993 Well, something fun. 1540 01:44:19,994 --> 01:44:21,744 Dan Bi... 1541 01:44:21,745 --> 01:44:27,067 I'm gonna start doing what I want to do, and be honest to myself. 1542 01:44:59,742 --> 01:45:02,744 Oh Choong Gil, known as "EroKing", has been arrested on charges 1543 01:45:02,745 --> 01:45:05,230 of illegally filming women, 1544 01:45:05,231 --> 01:45:07,400 and all of his writings have been taken down. 1545 01:46:39,126 --> 01:46:40,801 What do you think? 1546 01:46:40,802 --> 01:46:44,514 What we want is, you know... 1547 01:46:45,657 --> 01:46:48,058 That sticky, sultry vibe. 1548 01:46:48,059 --> 01:46:50,143 That's missing from this. 1549 01:46:50,144 --> 01:46:54,196 Then why don't you teach me?